I sense a Pro-War (err, "Support the Troops") Concert

...in the very near future.

With the recent Dixie Chicks brouhaha, and because there are so many country music (and other) artists sensing a financial opportunity by jumping on the nationalistic/fascistic bandwagon, I see a pro-war concert in our future.

And in the spirit of some other lyrical threads I offer up some potential song titles which will be debuted at said concert:


"Do you Remember, Darlin' (when I took your money and bought my Humvee out of your sadness, fear, and ignorance)"

"Punch the Dirty Hippie Commie Pinko Anti-War Protestor Stomp"

"Aim For The Towel"

"Bombs for Iraq (Their Children'll Just Grow Up to be Terrorists Anyway)"

"Burning the Dixie Witch"

and finally: "The Pledge of Allegiance to G W. Bush"

Feel free to contribute your own...