Ludicrous appearance of dictstors

Julius Caesar tried to hide his baldness with a comb over.

They look silly because no one ever tells them they don't.

And if they do, they might be disappeared to a gulag or secret work prison to be forgotten about completely.

DTrump is not a dictator. He is are to his fathers reality empire. Many of the business startups he created went into bankruptcy. Airlines, Alexandra ( last bic chain retail store to desegregate customers ), and more. He invested into businesses that revolve around prostitution and human trafficking ( two different charges ). All of his wives was mail-order brides basically. His guard threaten a pornstar he slept with. He went to court over red-lining practices in reality ( this alone should have canned him for Presidency but then we just had to have Hillary and not Sanders ).

The reason why people support him is because many of the things he says are true but have different meanings to people. Many of his "Promises" was also illegal and could not come to fruition. Meaning he cost and wasted dozens of time and money via immigrant courts and building the lame wall idea.

He is a clown and his only benefit was saving US some dollars.

On topic, his hair is basically attempting to look like his 20yo self. As he had planned to be president for so long he even had pins and stickers made of his image from those years.
.....................................

Hitler looks like Charlie Chaplin basically and his mustache was a common and very popular of the time, In fact it is a nice little look his has and many people have that look even nowadays. You also have to remember this guy was a painter ( art person ) as well and beyond that he worked his way off the streets, into the war, and then in the hearts of many needy Germanic folks.
It was like he was pinned on the floor of that train cart on purpose when the end of WWI happen.

.....................................

North Korean people are pro militaristic but keeps their hair a certain way like Iran due to possible invaders/spy. Bare in mind the North represents the old Japonese-Korean nation and their reasoning for being communist was because of the west. North Korea only attacked because the South was under supervision of western forces. Encouraging them to assassinate any pro communist people ( as with Boris and Natasha case ). This angered the North ( again via western powers ) that had tons of military artillery weapons, vehicles, etc given by pro-communist USSR to them. Which gave a reason for US troops to go into Korea for another war.

Korea was originally founded because of Chinese working as spies between Japan and Russia via the Jap v. Russo war. Japan invaded China and the result was Korea. ( unless you want to correct me ).

Again North and South Korea is because US would not give Japan the right to surrender with conditions. So it was annexed from Japan. The North was given control to USSR states, and the South was literally given control to United States. The South was given barely nothing to defend itself but was told to do away with communist supporters. The North was given heavy amounts of weapons and support from USSR.

Again people in the South was peacefully protesting for communism. The South started to execute those people ( like public executions in China ). The north was not having any of it.

Then eventually came Vietnam. Bare in mind that Vietnam was a nation on a hill and had the upper advantage. They also had tons of networks of tunnels way too small for big soldiers and western military to fit into by normal means. Vietnam won their war many times against western forces from Colonial times to even now. However CIA in the news ( last I read ) bombed a bridge to encourage presence of western forces. AKA make excuses like terrorism, etc.

North Korean is dressed as military like as possible. Bare in mind these leaders are slaves to the people and dress like slaves in order to fool people into believing they should dress a particular way.

Well, it was interesting to learn how Korea was invented!

I never realised Scooby Doo played such a pivotal role.

Happen to have a photo?

He may have paused for the odd bust or two.

According to some reports one of the reasons for his laurel wreath was baldness.

Why do men care so much about being/going bald? Many look better that way.

I've been trying to discover a biological strategy or advantage to balding in later life, but I haven't found any strong hypotheses so far. Yours may be the best.

They also don't have to use shampoo, pay for haircuts, and leave hair everywhere.

My barber doesn't give me a discount. At least, she doesn't charge extra for looking for some hair to cut.

I do use shampoo, but pay less for my triannual haircuts.
And I don't have buy a chaplet.

Plus, all are ugly men. In nature and looks.

Edit: Not one of them is smiling - all are looking rather grim.

What happened to the photo of Stalin?

Vespasian wasn't exactly good looking either.

He had an unfortunate expression as well.

There's a story than when he arrived in Rome one of the dignitaries was adked why he hadn't greeted the emperor, and he said he was waiting for the emperor to finish emptying his bowels.

There was a hushed silence, it wasn't that long since Nero had been emperor and he treated dissenters very harshly.

Vespasian laughed, and everyone relaxed.

He was a very popular emperor, using his own money to build the colloseum on the site where Nero had had his winter palace.

It's not Stalin, but close enough.

A story goes that when Hitler was a young enlisted man in the German Army, he had a full mustache (no, I have not seen photos, but I imagine there is one someplace). Because of the mustache, his gas mask didn't fit correctly. But he wanted to keep the mustache, so he shaved enough off to make the paintbrush he wore for the rest of his life. It wasn't a fashion statement; he was implying he was ready at any time time to don a gas mask and go to war along with his troops.

By the way, I also understand that Hitler offered a considerable sum to anyone who would kill Charlie Chaplin because of the movie, "The Great Dictator". Hitler would hardly emulate someone he hated so much.

Yes, that's what I heard about why Hitler wore his mustache that way. I guess he wanted to be a exemplary model for the rest of the Germans. Sadly, that's probably true. The people really looked up to him like some people look up to trump.