@Yalow,
We have to stop squashing cockroaches. Every roach has a mommy who will miss him, and it's such a waste of man-hours to send condolence cards to each Roach Mommy. Plus getting roach goo all over the bottom of your shoes is smelly and messy, and will just attract a mob of other roaches who are out to avenge their squashed brother or sister.
There's something pitiful about seeing the whole crowd of 'em, growling in their little roach voices, singing their little roach songs, carrying their teeny little pitchforks and torches...
Teach our children to stop squashing roaches.