There was a crack house down the road that was raided a few years back. Disgusting, dirty place. They condemned the building it was so far gone. One of the things they found while searching the house were decomposing puppies in one bedroom chest of drawers.
Shame it's only a wee beagle.
You might get milk in your coffee this morning, but I think your cereal's going to stay dry.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:There was a crack house down the road that was raided a few years back. Disgusting, dirty place. They condemned the building it was so far gone. One of the things they found while searching the house were decomposing puppies in one bedroom chest of drawers.
squinney tried to milk them too?
ehBeth - Bear / Ed stopped by an old neighbors to chat the other day and she gave him a big, low plastic tub that is perfect. Put a couple of blankets in it, and she climbed right in and made herself at home. Seems to be quite comfortable.
Hey, milking a dog doesn't make me queer or nothin', does it?
Smart Gracie.
Smart Squinney.
Silly Ed.
Being a lady, Ms. ehBeth prefers to call him Ed rather than having to type out bluevein (ed)throbber.
I, on the other hand, am apparently not a lady since I have milked a dog.
<curtsey>
which, by the way, is difficult to do in a sundress with no undies on
I'm going to bed. Wake me when the puppies are here, cleaned up, the after birth has been eaten and the birthing sheets have been run through the washer.
I never thought I'd see the phrase "milked a dog" and have it mean that a woman actually... milked a dog.
patiodog wrote:I never thought I'd see the phrase "milked a dog" and have it mean that a woman actually... milked a dog.
imagine my dismay...the image forever seared into my brain and retina........
LOL! I can hear Bear using that line at some point in the near future.... "Come on, Baby. Milk the dog! Milk the dog! Oh, yeah!"
I see that the happy event has not yet occured. I suppose that means that my Friday prediction is still possible. :-)
Hey BVT.... she only milked the dog.. she didn't drink it. Did she??
NO!!!
I just gently squeezed her nipple.
I'm not THAT gross!
That's almost as gross as the inverted boner I got from reading about it.
