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Thu 4 Aug, 2005 08:53 pm
So our beagle is lying in her birthing box and acts like she may go into labor any minute so squinney is wondering if she has milk yet so she grabs a nipple and MILKS THE DOG!!!!!
I'm so grossed out I think I need to puke.
She breast fed the dog?
Is that what you're saying?
That is kind of gross.
Squinney is such a sensible woman.
Seems noddylike at times.
What is sensible about milking the stinking dog?
Seems Focker-like to me quite frankly.
What is sensible about milking the stinking dog?
Seems Focker-like to me quite frankly.
Was there any milk? I think it's birthing itself that causes the letdown.
I could be very wrong. Passing a wide log certainly doesn't do anything for me.
You're already grossed out.
You really want more information?
I don't think so.
No, there was milk...why do you think I feel like puking?
Just wrong...perverse.... unnatural...yucky....I have drawing pains in my legs...that's how creeped out I am.
patiodog wrote:I could be very wrong. Passing a wide log certainly doesn't do anything for me.
I had one of those one time that made my eyes lactate.
ehBeth wrote:You're already grossed out.
You really want more information?
I don't think so.
I've seen animals born, seen the placenta eaten, seen a mom eat one of the pups, I have a strong constitution, but milking the freaking dog just doesn't do it for me.....
I didn't think they could be milked till they ate the placenta.
I guess I'm not understanding why Bear is so freaked about about a lactating dog.
Thank you, ehBeth. At least someone understands.
I just wondered if she had milk, which would indicate she is close to birthing, so I pinched her nipple and a bead of milk came out.
Gee, it seemed logical when I did it, but I'm gettin' all sorts of harrassed by these city folk I live with.
I guess I'm jealous of all the attention...squinney won't give ME a hand job....
Isn't this the same guy that used to eat penquin feces on stage?
blueveinedthrobber wrote:ehBeth wrote:You're already grossed out.
You really want more information?
I don't think so.
I've seen animals born, seen the placenta eaten, seen a mom eat one of the pups, I have a strong constitution, but milking the freaking dog just doesn't do it for me.....
Then I won't say nothing about the bag of puppies in the freezer at work.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Isn't this the same guy that used to eat penquin feces on stage?
I used to do a lot of coke.....
Aw, SQuinney - go ahead and squeeze BVT's nipple.
littlek wrote:Aw, SQuinney - go ahead and squeeze BVT's nipple.
not until you wash your hands.....
Ed is just all kinds of delicate that I couldn't have imagined.
Squinney - is Gracie settling in well?
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