@izzythepush,
Adam Eterno was born in 1549, he was apprenticed to an alchemist. He drank the elixir of life to become immortal, he doesn't age and is pretty much impervious to anything except for a weapon made of pure gold.
He ended up being thrown into the mists of time appearing where most needed, kicking the **** out of whatever was menacing everyone then disappearing back into the mists only to reappear in another place and time.
I went to school in a country with a state religion so our assemblies involved singing hymns. There was one that had the line, "a second Adam to the fight and to the rescue came."
I always believed it referred Adam Eterno, and I thought "Thank **** for that. At long last they've got something right."
Adam Eterno is considerably better than Adam whateverthefuck, Eterno kicked the **** out of pirates, bandits, thieves,murderers, dictators, nazis,undead horrors, robots and dinosaur bastards. What has Adam done, get kicked out of Paradise, that's what.
And what for, eating a ******* apple, I mean what's the point in that? If you're going to get kicked out of Eden you might as well go out with a bang. He should have kicked God in the nuts, stormed the gates of heaven, bummed Gabriel and spray painted "Shiva is da tits" all over the Pearly Gates, then told him to shove his apple up his ******* arse.
Now that's a creation myth I can respect. A dad we can be proud of, not some apple munching milksop.