Naked Swordsman Pleads Guilty to Assault

There was a story about a homeless institution escapee who was found naked in a corn field munching on corn half way across the country... That was a case of a person with the crazies enjoying a naked sun baked meal, pretty innocent if you ask me....

This guy might have stood a chance had he not been so freaking drunk, drunkies cannot be confused or reasoned out like the crazies.

Maybe standing naked in the BACK yard.... or standing naked in the back country, or standing naked in a nudist colony, but standing naked in the front yard... he deserves what all stupid people deserve... prison bitchdom.

And as for chasing his neighbors with a sword.... i dont think that should be taken into account. Who knows what his neighbors are like, they might have driven him to drunkardness, who knows. Had he actually impailed them, or carved slashy "Z"'s into their torso's, then he should be punished for it. I can shake my fist at someone, but that doesnt mean i punched them.

Welcome to A2K.....and thank you for your thoughts, I think.

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He's lucky he didn't accidentally cut his own ding-dong off as he was running and waving that sword. Yes it's crazy to threaten people with a sword but it's downright insane to do it while your willie is swinging in the wind!

Maybe his willie isn't big enough to swing in the wind, which would explain why he had to compensate with the sword ;-)

I think montana might be on to something.

She's sharp ... is Montana ... ouch, cut myself!

Was the "sword" a literal sword?

I love what Heeven and Montana said!

Thank yee and engarde! LOL!

Perhaps that's why this whole episode got started in the first place.

See, size does matter....if you don't want to go off the wall, smashed out of your head, with various sharp implements being wielded about, threatening neighbors!

Hey, I always did say that size mattered, but no one believed me.

Maybe they'll listen next time ;-)

Just imagine this for a minute:

If "the size" was big enough, he probably wouldn't have to wield any sharp objects. The shock alone would mow down the neighbors....hehe!

Exactly! Looks like we're on the same frame of thought here, Reyn ;-)

Just think, if the poor guy was packin anything significant down below, this would have never happened!

I truly feel sorry for little willie!

The moral of this story? If you run around naked with a sword don't go outside. Thats what I do.

Hmmm, I wonder if they allow swords in nudist camps?

I've also wondered about barbecue grills too