Famous Mobster Traditions in America

How many of you knew where the American Mafia was from?

Jesus: Hated among the Jews overseas for drunk pit fighting and sword fighting against the Roman benefactors seeking Legion and architect status for the Israelites, Jesus steals a character with a trick, from a young child.

U'Niall: Hated among the Irish overseas for converting Ireland to Christianity, therefore playing with dolls and stuffed animals and stitching (pederasty), U'Niall treats a priest or rabbi, as if they're a police officer.

Muhammad: Hated among Arabs overseas for practicing hypnosis to make people have nightmares about demons and monsters from outer space, Muhammad has sex with dogs, and defrauds your pension for throwing away books.

Tamarlane: Hated among Turks overseas for applying simplified rules given behavior, particularly in school, Tamarlane applies rigid rules and dualism, as a business executive medical expert.

Cromwell: Hated among British overseas, an alcoholic carpenter that believes you're homosexual if you don't "get laid", a rapist transgender male's view of masculinity, Cromwell gets you shut down by the housing union of carpenters, if you don't clean your house and abstain from alcohol.

Napoleon: Hated among French overseas for inventing the draft, newspapers, and journalism, Napoleon considers a hand gesture to be an entreaty for sex, and accuses you of rape for moving your hands above your belt buckle.

Hitler: Hated among Germans overseas for stealing art and then making narrative campaigns to be the entirety of German culture (also banning marijuana for soldiers, marijuana being necessary for a regular schedule in any manual or mental line of work, otherwise schizophrenic), Hitler doesn't like you eating too often, and expects you to give generous gratuities, or else he puts you in a sanitarium prison camp, and kills you.

Obama: Hated among Americans overseas, Obama censors artwork that disagrees with American capitalism, and calls it civil socialism, actually a reference to the band "Public Enemy", a Mossad corporate band to make "black kids", the Irish, buy African business wares. Obama is obsessed with the "radio edit", the concept of allowing something to be seen, then removing it, to mark it as "concerning to parents", therefore a child emulating will be unlawfully committed to a medical facility, an undoing of General and President George Washington's "uncommon felony" rule about British laws regarding sanitariums and the power of police or citizens to commit innocent men and women and children to psychiatric or prison facilities without lawyer or arrest or court's investigation.