safe sex

probably something on youtube

Years ago, my young son and his girlfriend who had been dating for some months came to me and said they wanted to take their relationship a step further, but she didn't want to become pregnant and they asked for my advise.

I told them, that was not the sort of thing to ask their father and future father-in-law, and I offered to drive them the family planning clinic, but when we got there, the local council workers had dug up the front footpath and the clinic had a sign above the door which said; "Use the rear entrance", to which the young girlfriend said to my son; "Yeh, that should do the trick, alright dad, drive us home." SAFE SEX.