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Sun 9 Jan, 2022 06:50 pm
If you recall Simon & Garfunkel's song, El Condor Pasa, change the words of the first line.
Example: I'd rather be a chainsaw than a tree.
Example: I'd rather be a jogger than the road.
Two syllables for the first object, and one for the second object.
I'd rather be an asshole than a jerk.
I'd rather be a stun-gun than the stunned.
I'd rather be the rainfall than a roof.
I'd rather be a mammal than a fish
I'd rather be a fire than a tree.
I'd rather be a fly swatter than a fly.
I'd rather be a windshield than a bug.
@Glennn,
I'd rather be a carpet than a mat
@P E Dant,
I'd rather be a dragonfly nymph than a mosquito larva.
@coluber2001,
I'd rather be a corkscrew than a cork.
@edgarblythe,
I'd rather be a tyre/tire than a tube
@P E Dant,
I'd rather be a rainbow than a rain.
@edgarblythe,
I'd rather be a flower than a leaf
@P E Dant,
I'd rather be a worker than a drone.
@edgarblythe,
I'd rather be a coffee than a tea
@P E Dant,
I'd rather be a drummer than a drum.
@edgarblythe,
I'd rather be a palace than a hut
@P E Dant,
I'd rather be a doctor than a germ.
@edgarblythe,
I'd rather be a garden than a lawn
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