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I'd Rather Be a . . .

 
 
Glennn
 
Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 06:50 pm
If you recall Simon & Garfunkel's song, El Condor Pasa, change the words of the first line.

Example: I'd rather be a chainsaw than a tree.
Example: I'd rather be a jogger than the road.

Two syllables for the first object, and one for the second object.
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Glennn
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 07:00 pm
I'd rather be an asshole than a jerk.
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Glennn
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 07:04 pm
I'd rather be a stun-gun than the stunned.
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Glennn
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 07:09 pm
I'd rather be the rainfall than a roof.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 07:46 pm
I'd rather be a mammal than a fish
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Glennn
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 08:11 pm
I'd rather be a fire than a tree.
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cherrie
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 11:30 pm
I'd rather be a fly swatter than a fly.
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Glennn
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2022 11:37 am
I'd rather be a windshield than a bug.
P E Dant
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2022 04:41 pm
@Glennn,

I'd rather be a carpet than a mat
coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2022 10:01 am
@P E Dant,
I'd rather be a dragonfly nymph than a mosquito larva.

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2022 10:12 am
@coluber2001,
I'd rather be a corkscrew than a cork.
P E Dant
 
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Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2022 05:42 pm
@edgarblythe,

I'd rather be a tyre/tire than a tube
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2022 09:41 pm
@P E Dant,
I'd rather be a rainbow than a rain.
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