I finally got a cake...or did I?

My favorite is carrot cake. if that shaved headed Puerto Rican can't remember that for my birthday I'll have to have the locks changed

I'll send you one! I just made one for Christmas and everyone took a huge slice home. Seriously, I'll send you one, even cream-cheese frosted

It's been scientifically proven that cream-cheese frosted cakes are the best. if you don't believe me then ask the scientists at MIT.

I like red velvet with light chocolate frosting.

Happy Birthday!