Hair sample not from a sasquatch

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Geneticist says hair sample from Yukon is that of bison - not Bigfoot
at 12:36 on July 28, 2005, EST.

EDMONTON (CP) - A hair sample some claimed came from a sasquatch in the Yukon has turned out to be from a bison.

A geneticist from the University of Alberta who did tests on the sample says the DNA match for a bison was 100 per cent.

David Coltman says the DNA was highly degraded, suggesting the hair sample was not fresh.

Coltman isn't speculating on whether that suggests somebody was trying to pull a fast one on the existence of Bigfoot.

The sample was reportedly plucked from a bush near Teslin, Yukon, earlier this month at a spot where several people heard - and swear they saw - a large, hairy creature.

There was also an unusually large footprint.

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What a great big surprise.

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Hey, you never know. Somewhere there could be lurking....

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Those who doubt the existence of the sasquatch have obviously never been to a country-western bar at closing time.

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maybe bigfeet wear buffalo robes.

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Maybe bigfeet wear allligator shoes.

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You can knock me down
Step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you wanna do
But, uh-uh, Baby, lay off a them shoes
Now don't you . . . step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything
But lay off a my blue suede shoes . . .

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I'm surprised that it hasn't garnered more attention in the press, but Sasquatch has been eomployed for some time by a company held by Starbuck's head Howard Schultz, and lives comfortably in a mansion overlooking the Puget Sound in the Magnolia neighborhood of Seattle.

http://www.nba.com/media/sonics/Squatch%20Photo.jpg

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Re: Hair sample not from a sasquatch

Reyn wrote:

Geneticist says hair sample from Yukon is that of bison - not

Thank God, I was really worried there.

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Setanta wrote:

You can knock me down
Step on my face......

Does it sing Elvis tunes? Shocked

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patiodog wrote:

I'm surprised that it hasn't garnered more attention in the press, but Sasquatch has been eomployed for some time by a company held by Starbuck's head Howard Schultz, and lives comfortably in a mansion overlooking the Puget Sound in the Magnolia neighborhood of Seattle.

Also, it has been alleged that he was involved in the recent tunnel-making excercise over the U.S. /Canada border. The only problem is that he's too big to fit through it. He's supposedly been quoted as saying that, "That's the last time I'll work with a bunch of idiots from Surrey!"

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yes, Letty, there is a Yeti and he sings:

Wild thing, you make my heart sing
Oh
You make a everything, groovy
Wild thing

Wild thing I think you move me
But I want a know for sure
Come on and ssssssock it to me one more time
(click)you move me

Wild thing, you make my heart sing
Oh
You make a everything, groovy
A sing again
Wild thing
Yeah

Wild thing I think you move me
But I want a know for sure
Come on and ssssssock it to me one more time again
Oh shucks I love ya

Wild thing, you make my heart sing
You make a everything, groovy
Yeah wild thing
Yeah wild thing
Yeah yeah wild thing
Yeah yeah yeah wild thing
Oh sock it to me
Wild thing

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I never knew they were so musically talented!

So, how come not one of them has ever been signed up on a contract?

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and plays polka, really loud...

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The scientists have it all wrong! The prankster below, Winkle Finkel has confessed to leaving his hair at the scene. Check out his mop:

http://lrg.zorpia.com/0/755/4834358.0d011d.jpg

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http://home.nyc.rr.com/pkiesche/tom/abom.jpg

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