I NEED A HAIRCUT BADLY

He got you. I am surprised that old joke still works. (You don't bury survivors)

If you want your hair cut badly then ask your wife to do it. You know it makes sense, you're handy with the tar.

Im working at a zinc mine facility till Fri. I got a hair cut from a hair salon reccomended by the mine manager (He sends folks there and the place was like a hospital with masks, Alky spritz autoclaves and all. The mine doc helpd the hair folks prepare like a big time operation.

They had me masked and a face shield that was connected to my rib cage

Good deal!

the ony probllem i the haircut looks like ****. I washed my lox on Wed and its all spiky and I hate using any hair ****. SO Im wearing my patented "Homeless hats" I got a carhardt with nice thick flaps.Itll grow back I think.

Flowbee, man.

whats a Flowbee?? Im kind of a nerdy outdoorsy guy. My wife made all of my old CHIPS AHOY and Gratful Dead neckties into face masks.

If I had more of these Tabasco Sauce necktie face masks up here, Id have a nice pile .

Thos real ratty but topical ties of the 90's are all over Goodwill shops. I should buy some.

The Flowbee is just your thing.

It's a hair cutting tool that you hook up to your vacuum cleaner and has spacers that let you limit the length of hair that you want cut.

Do a search for it online.

You never saw the infomercials in the late 80's, early 90's?

This is not a paid endorsement.

I didnt have much time for tv in the 80's and 90's

Contact the sheep shearer.