I have never been proven incorrect (only an idiot says this)

Neptune has an IQ of 175. That part of the reason her humor is so good.

I couldn't care less about your humor. You are without honor or integrity.



No.

I don't care that you couldn't care less.

Do you?

There were just five or six vaccine cancelations at the health department in a nearby county. I jumped on the openings and got my parents and grandma signed up before the openings filled up. And they filled back up quick.

So that's them taken care of (presuming they make it to the appointments that I just made for them). Now I just need to worry about myself.

I'm planning to wait until they open up phase 1C, then pretend I'm an essential worker.

My parents and grandma don't need to pretend. They are legitimately old enough to qualify for the current round of vaccines.

Service 7 to Aisle 7,100,404.

Customers are advised that pants on fire may necessitate the use of mop and bucket.

I wished I would have thought of cheating the elderly out of a life saving vaccine.

Alas, my honor and integrity disavows such antics.

No such cheating of the elderly. I am waiting for phase 1C before jumping in.

Plus, I am not preventing anyone from getting a vaccine. Anyone else who qualifies for phase 1C will still be able to sign up for the vaccine.

Then why lie about your employment status?

So I can slip in among the phase 1C vaccinations instead of waiting for phase 2.

And you're telling this because....

You want a pat on the back, a cookie or think I may care in some sort of way about you?

Ok, here's my helpful advise. Wear clean underwear.

I posted about getting my parents and grandma signed up for January vaccination appointments because I had just done it and I was happy about having done it.

That's nice dear.