Alliteration Aggrandizement - The More The Better

The more words in one meaningful sentence that all begin with the same letter the better it be. No words in quotes used to link words to make the sentence come together allowed. More than one example of your work in a post is fine.

Can you tell a story using words that all start with the same letter? Make one and never use the same word more than once in the sentence? Make yourself larger than life with wild claims doing it?

I'm going to start things out with a few of mine then leave it to you:

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The traumatized townsfolk's tattered tapestry's told torrid tales telling the time the Talker tiptoed to town, then the titanium-tongue terror towered tall, treacherously throwing thunderous temporal torrents tastelessly toward townspeople too tired to tango thus turning them to tears, triumphantly taking the tenure that turgid Titan to Tautology tenaciously took to totality.

Lewd lascivious leather loving Larry learnedly lingered, lightly luring like-minded liberal loose ladies like lovely looking lean leotarded Lilly, leisurely lounging lazily, loud lengthy laughs lending levity, left lost letdown listless lovers laying lonely lest Lawrence later lifetime legalize Lil lovingly.