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The Ballpoint Pen of Death

 
 
dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 24 Mar, 2003 09:29 pm
i'm only allowed to use crayons anyway
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gezzy
 
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Reply Mon 24 Mar, 2003 09:31 pm
Hey, dyslexia, can I use some of your crayons?
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Mar, 2003 09:31 pm
the eight crayon pack or the 64?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 24 Mar, 2003 09:36 pm
64 with original "flesh" and the built in sharpner
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gezzy
 
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Reply Mon 24 Mar, 2003 09:39 pm
Oh boy! That's awsome. I'm jealous.
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Mar, 2003 09:43 pm
i'm not allowed to use the sharpener without permission.
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gezzy
 
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Reply Mon 24 Mar, 2003 09:55 pm
Pueo
That really stinks. Maybe you can sneak sharpen them when your mom isn't looking. That's what I do ;-)
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Equus
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 03:12 pm
I used to eat crayons when I was a kid and wanted to stay home from school. They make you vomit in interesting colors.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 03:25 pm
I can only have flat objects - I use my etch-a-sketch for everything. I got the new palm-a-sketch just the other day so it would fit in my pocket!
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 03:26 pm
you should see what happens after you feed crayons (or playdough) to a dog.....
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 04:12 pm
....or beer.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 04:34 pm
.....or pot
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 04:47 pm
Gee, and I thought Bics just moved to France from Algeria...

Makes me wonder about the name of that pen...what the heck were they thinking?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 04:48 pm
at least dyslexia doesn't have to also use round paper like me...
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 04:51 pm
What 'k said. we had friends whose dog ate a box of crayons one winter. What they found when the snow melted was quite colorful.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:28 pm
According to those lists of "Useless Information" littering the Net, 100 people choke to death every year on ballpoint pens.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 09:26 pm
Better tell my roomate to stop "practicing."

He's working his way up to a zuchinni.
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 01:02 pm
You better be worried Slappy -
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 04:00 pm
NEWSFLASH!! Iraqi troops armed with the latest innovations in French disposable ballpoints are pushing back Coalition forces! Millions of tiny bottles of WhiteOut thinners used in chemical weapons attack! WALMART to be investigated for supplying Stationery of Mass Destruction to Iraqi regime! Pictures at 11...
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 04:02 pm
Just think what they could do with a few condoms?
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