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Mon 24 Mar, 2003 12:33 pm
I have this pen on my desk.
The ballpoint pen of death.
You'd probably look at it, and say "that sure doesn't look like the ballpoint pen of death to me, pal."
But your attitude would change real quick if you were struck a fatal blow by the ballpoint pen of death.
ink a dink a dink
a dink a do
If memory serves, that weapon was used quite effectively by Joe Pesci in "Casino". Check it out, Slappy...
My keyboard fights for freedom, too.
A ballpoint pen === hardly a real Pen and Ink
aren't bic's made in France?
oldandknew wrote:A ballpoint pen === hardly a real Pen and Ink
Too true, oldandknew. Imagine the damage one could do using a fountain with an extra fine nib. I've got one with me as we speak. Talk about a surgical strike!
But for a truely bold statement. . . .
Dys -- bics are made in France and they make cigarette lighters as well. But I stand for none it. An HB pencil and a Zippo lighter, never leave home without 'em
D'artagnian --- Spot on, nearly as dangerous as your rapier as well. You wouldn't catch Shakespear cobbling Romeo and Juliet together with a Bic, even if he had been given one.
Pen and Ink has another meaning, not rude but Margo might translate from Cockney rhyming slang back into English.
I can never find my pens, so I guess I am (almost) harmless...
Hoo Boy! I read an article last week listing all the dangerous items confiscated by the airline security folks. The inventory included thousands - yes thousands - of incendiary devices. Yep, butane lighters.
New headline.
FRANCE EXPORTS MILLIONS OF INCENDIARY DEVICES WORLDWIDE
I have acquired a new WMD:
Wireless Mouse of Disarray.
I just want you to know that my entire High School varsity chess team was killed in a tragic ball point pen accident. How can you people make light of such a tearful moment for my community and classmates? It's cruel.
Hey, blame Bic, not me. Um, it was a Bic, wasn't it?
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You mean I've been carrying around this 6" knife for nothing! Jeez, I gotta get a bic.
Do not taunt the ballpoint pen of death.
Do not use the ballpoint pen of death between the months of March and December.
Do not print with the ballpoint pen of death.
Do not breath directly on, or chew the ballpoint pen of death.
Always store ballpoint pen of death in a dry, warm place.
Do not expose ballpoint pen of death to sunlight.
Do not tell Jewish jokes while in the same room as ballpoint pen of death.
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