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CNN has projected that Biden has won the election!

My wife and I are celebrating. Popping champagne as I write this.

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[+4] - maxdancona - 11/03/2020[quote="izzythepush"] He certainly had me fooled. Had I the slightest inkling his posts werenâ��t genuine I wouldnâ��t have given such sound advice. [/quote] Hey, Izzy....
[+3] - oralloy - 11/03/2020[quote="roger"]Please, nobody tell him.[/quote] Why not? What would be the problem with telling him?

@derpydoo,

Nobody has won the election till the votes have been counted. Till then, there are nothing but predictions.

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@roger,

Biden has already won. It is impossible for that other guy to win. CNN has Anderson cooper! He is the best. My wife and I have decided tonight that we are so excited, we are going to have another baby because everything is going to be alright. I've having sex with her tonight!

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@derpydoo,

Good grief!

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538 is putting the odds of a Trump win at 10%. I suspect that is about right. It isn't zero.

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MSNBC is saying that biden for sure has it won. My wife has very likely been successfully impregnated tonight, everything is working out perfectly.

Nothing can go wrong.

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The scariest thing about this thread is that he is producing offspring.

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@snood,

He said is wife was successfully impregnated. That doesn't mean that he is producing offspring.

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@maxdancona,

How do I do the thing here where I can quote somebody?

Anyway, we will find out soon enough. I am pretty sure she is pregnant now. I shot it in her twice to make sure. Hoping for a boy. We already have a girl.

On twitter Don lemon from CNN said that Biden has won also.

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@derpydoo,

Well, that's two examples of premature conclusions.

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@derpydoo,

derpydoo wrote:

How do I do the thing here where I can quote somebody?

Please, nobody tell him.

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@derpydoo,

derpydoo wrote:

How do I do the thing here where I can quote somebody?

You pray to Jesus and if you’re successful you’ll have a dream about seven fat bastards and seven skinny gits using the quote function.

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@derpydoo,

derpydoo wrote:

How do I do the thing here where I can quote somebody?

Also, Izzy forgot to mention:
You have to completely sign out and leave this forum and not get back on it or even think about it for a solid month. That’s the only thing that will ensure your mental and emotional preparedness to have the necessary dreams about how to quote people.

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@roger,

roger wrote:

Good grief!

Why are you engaging this sock puppet? Seriously. WTH do you think his posts are? In any sense genuine?

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@tsarstepan,

He certainly had me fooled. Had I the slightest inkling his posts weren’t genuine I wouldn’t have given such sound advice.

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@roger,

roger wrote:

Please, nobody tell him.

Why not? What would be the problem with telling him?

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@oralloy,

Don’t be alarmed at that whistling sound overhead as another joke passes you by.

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@snood,

I did a search and came up with this video. So are you guys calling him a Nazi?

If so, Godwin's Law and he wins the debate.

Is that the music from Kill Bill?

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@tsarstepan,

Indeed, it's amazing how one can post some random bullshit from some random far-right site and people here just respond to it, and not to mention, keep falling for it... even after it becomes obvious. Amazing.

So hopefully trump losts loses and Joe Biden wins today!

...the country will be better for a Biden win!

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@izzythepush,

izzythepush wrote:

He certainly had me fooled. Had I the slightest inkling his posts weren’t genuine I wouldn’t have given such sound advice.

Heh.

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