@Tryagain,
Enough of that Polly waffle.
My cliterati colleagues and I take a dim viewing of misplaced tryst in the secretion of sobriquets by the likes of dissolute wastrels and incorrigible roues.
Moreover, I should rather remain unaddressed than nicknamed given that protocol prescribes the appellation Her Excellency The Lady Mary.
You may take your polyamorous prognostication and polymath it to the opsimath.
The Earl o' Moray and Lady Mondegreen shall hear of this forthwith.