@farmerman,
Farmer, ewe make eye laugh. Variola minor is not a small violin, its a Smallpox virus and I doubt the OP found a sample or he wood be dead by now. I reckon the $29.99 I spent on a Medicinae Baccalaureus diploma from a PO Box address close to the Wuhan University of Traditional Chinese Medicine was money well spent.
However, it still don't explain why I never post on Sundays; sum say it's because of Amish religious practices, others because I'm still drunk after Saturday night with a hangover from hell. I guess the truth will never be known.
I'ma sorry that you sound like the Wherethehellarewe and all I can say that may assist your predicament is, moss grows on the North side of a tree. Unless you iz in the Southern Hemisphere where they view things differently.
As for Astatine, all I know is it costs $27 million for just one gram. Interestingly, only under a tenth of a microgram of Astatine has ever been produced. So keep your eyes open when out in the fields.
Just don't get me started on Francium astatide, possibly the world’s most dangerous table salt, a compound guaranteed to give you indigestion from a hefty dose of nuclear radiation as the elements decay in a blink. The longest-lived isotope of francium has a half-life of just 22 minutes.
Sayōnara.
Ps. I hope the leg mended well and you are fully mobile again.