@cougar333,
Is this like one of those Xmas "What am I?" games which plebeians play?
Err, OK ..... Well, my guesses would be that you're either a King Dong Butt Plug or more likely, a Catholic choirboy ....
All (pertinent) joking aside; why the post? What does your sexual proclivities have to do with anyone but yourself and/or those which you have physical sexual contact with?
In truth I really wonder about internet forums, social media and 99.9999% of the people who post on them .... What, if anything, goes through their minds.