Ratchet
(Hello sexy Linkat.... :wink: )
chetah
(Hi - I'm happy as a pig in sh** and you?)
Hillarious.
(I feel like a eunuch in a bonking contest..

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used
(man that's not good)
Sedated.
(I was almost cut in two today by a chain saw) Ouch!
teddies
(ouch - you must keep sharp objects from the children)
Essence.
(Agreed, chain jammed & snapped, went through my trousers and cut my inner thigh, could have been a lot worse, nothing a bit of surgical spirits and a dressing won't cure)
encephalitis
(ouch again - glad there was not major damage)
Tissue.
(Me too, maybe I should wear the protective leg pads which are hung on a nail in my garage.

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suede
(that's a novel idea)