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Howdy Simon, any dead dogs eye and onion pies left?
sandblast
Hello Mathos. How are you today?
Great idea for a new pie.
Blaster-Bates
Not bad Simon, bit miffed at the rain, but I suppose we need it really!
I just fancied a dead-dogs eye and onion pie, thought you would have them on tap!
Have you any slabadaba custard green snot pies left then?
estate
You definitely have a sophisticated palate Mathos.
Terrible.
Come on Simon, how we gonna get this business up and running and franchise it out, the kids would love ordering stuff like that, we could be worth a couple of million in twelve months if you get it going!
Honestly, sometimes I feel like I'm banging my head against a brick wall with you!
Have you always been simple?
bleak
Great idea Mathos. A snot pie franchise could go over big.
Leaked
OK Simon, you're getting the drift, can you arrange an advertising campaign for
'The Snot Pie Franchise?'
We need a good artists, you know a large pie dish and a scruffy guy with a full beard and moustache dripping green snot from his conk into the dish! (Imagine a Fagan type character from Dickens)
Kids queuing up with five dollar bills in their mits, ready to hand the readies over...
If there is one thing kids love doing it's shocking the parents and the school board, the clergy as well, they all liked to be shocked.
CNN and Fox would have a field day with it..
President Bush...'We gotta stop this!'
Gonna 'Smoke em out'
And we have steam coming from the pie dish..
Get the picture Simon?
****, I'm doing all this work and setting up the business, we need a split to compensate me Simon, What do you say to 75% Mathos and you get 25% and stand the overheads?
editorial
(Be careful Pieman he bankrupted me once
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Alimony.
I never did Simon, he didn't get the money off Try.
