Was Jesus A Zombie?

I heard he flew away in the end. Didn't think zombies could fly.

Maybe he was part vampire bat...


That would explain everything.

The whole holy communion deal of "take eat this is the body" and "take drink, this is the blood". Verily I say unto all, there is a zombie and vampire deal happening there.

My take is - 'Like ya know' (I do?), 'like really like' (Ok, we're expanding), 'like massive, like a big boulder' (Ok, building toward mega-climax)....

You must be bored shitless, Sturgis.

'Read (Sounds like 'Red') in context to the 'entirity' - Jesus 'represents' the purity within All - Thus is manifest in All that is pure.

'Immanuel' was Jesus' real name, btw. (God With Us)

Try discerning the symbolic, rather than the literal, interpretation. or Not.
Mocking others' beliefs is shallow, 'as we measure, are we measured'.

I'm neither a christian or idol worshipper.
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Not bored, not mockery, merely seeking an answer.

Jeez. Intellectual curiosity is rarely appreciated these days.

So..
Calling Jesus a zombie/vampire bat - Is not mockery?
Typing 'bollux' for 'attention', rather than 'actual' inquiry is relevant to non-boredom-associated interest?

Call Mohammed a zombie/vampire and release it on twitter.
I dare you.


Ultimately - It is what it is, but now Everyone sees your true colours.
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I know.

I've been called rare and even odd and often weird before.

If Jesus was indeed a zombie and therefore ate human brains, it would indicate two things.

1) he was looking for more intelligence to add to his own

2) he was a cannibal (well, that is, if a zombie is considered to be human)


The questions just keep coming to me.

ok.
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Attention-seeking is on the rise, too.
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I wonder why he thought Peter was a rock.

Perhaps he was stoned at the time....

...Peter or Jesus (maybe both)

Not just a rock - The rock upon which..... you know - You're just playing 'jester' mode.
Yep, There's an actual category for such.
Do continue.

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He must have been on amphetamines to walk on water.