Really on the verge of Exploding

As people on here may know i had a really humilating and disgusting experience which has destroyed my credibility completely.
Thankfully with lockdown dont have to go out and about much but still the butt of peoples jokes and cant escape the sniggers.
Today in the supermarket i had to go out for essentials and someone i know who is okay but doesnt think about what they were saying decided to shout all over the supermarket 'Hey Lucy how you doing? Heard you **** yourself in Turkey? Did you catch the Wild Shites?'. People awkwardly started staring and looked away dying to laugh heard a couple of giggles across the aisles i just ran to the check out quick dying of shame.
Absolutely fuming im moving as far away as possible after this, dont need this at all, i havent told anyone yet every bastard knows. Should have took out a local ad in my towns newspaper.
I might just announce to everyone via Social Media that i **** myself and yes it stunk are you expecting it to smell like perfume. Shame i dont know who the gossips were on that plane i would have stood up after my accident and rammed my dirty arse right in their faces so they would have felt a small fraction of the disgust, pain and humiliation i have felt.

Honestly on the brink of giving people a serious piece of my mind after that its decided im off to pastures new to start afresh