Thanks Angelique! Happy 4th to you too!
chug, chug...cough...splutter....chug, chug...
Ahhhhh!!! Did I win?? Did I win?? Did...I...hey, kickycan...didn't know you had ....lessee...one...two...brothers?? Look just like you....wearing the same clothes too....
Kicky looks at this woman who he's loved for lo these many minutes...she is a vision. It is then that he decides that once she is drunk, he will dress her in a wedding gown, drag her limp body with him to the A2K weddin' chapel, and get hitched. He smiles.
Keep drinking, my dear! You've almost finished it! Good, that's very good...
But??....I mmm finishhh...hic...see....seeee.....it's allllll...hic...gooonnne hic (begins to cry softly) why.....why...gone? gone....sad.......sad when things go bye bye...
Hehehe...
Kicky gently catches her as she falls into his arms, helpless.
Hehehe...
He carries her to the nearest table, upon which, as luck would have it, is a beautiful chiffon wedding dress. How fortunate, he thinks. He sets his soon-to-be bride in one of the wooden chairs. She slips to the floor in a heap. He props her back up, and this time, she only slinks halfway down. He begins to unbutton her blouse...
Hehehe...
sighs...zzzz.....zzz.....
Kicky places the veil on her head, and the deed is done. She is now wearing (and already drooling on) the beautiful chiffon wedding dress.
Darling? Are you ready for our wedding?
mmmm....dependzzz...hic...which one of you is talking to me?
It's me, my dear. Kickycan. The man of your dreams. Your loving groom. We're getting married now...don't you remember? Now let's get you out of that chair...
<picks her up, throws her over his shoulder>
...and go have us a wedding night to remember! Yeehaaaawwwwww!!!
Wheeeee!!! Yay, daddy!! Piggyback ride!!! ...(passing out now)
<walking away, smiling smugly, his completely sloshed, semi-conscious bride slung over his shoulder like a sack of laundry>
Wow, this is the best plan I've come up with yet. What could possibly go wrong?
Hello.....There's nobody here! I'm looking for Stray Cat.....
Anyone seen him?
(que music)...Dun Dun Dunnnn!!!!
Is Kicky headed for a big mistake? Or is Lord Ellpus just wrong -- and drunk -- again? And what did Slappy do with those broads....What did they do with him? Will Lord Ellpus ever get a pint of ale at this pub?
Be sure to tune in tomorrow night for....(music) "As The Pub Turns.."
