EINSTEIN'S WARDROBE WAS WRONG!

He looked like Irwin Corey. What else can you say?

It's the result of having to many nationalities: Würtemberg, German, Swiss, Austrian, US-American.

I'm American. What's the matter with his haircut?

His biggest mistake was cosmopolitan, constantly equating field garb with playing the field.

Last time i spoke with Einstein, he said to me, "Eddie (why he called me Eddie I haven't the foggiest) - Eddie," he said, "do you have a wardrobe I could borrow?"

I told him, "Einie. Einie," I said, "You look great. I love those shoes. Chicks dig the rugged individual look."

He looked a little dubious, "So I should wear sweats to the ball tonight?"

"Hey," I told him. "Go for comfort. It ain't like you have to answer to these fools. Tell them you will take back The Theory if they give static."

The rest is history. Alley Oop has his hair shorts. Einstein has his duds. It's like a brand.

If this were a question, I'd give you the best answer ribbon.

"Elsa, what do you think of my new duds?"

"They're crumpled from being around your ankles with every passing piece of crumpet."

"Listen up Elsa, you take care of my business and so will I."

"Alby, you stupid quantum over your playing the field theory, go shove it up your :

Proved once and forever, you don't need socks to be a genius.