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EINSTEIN'S WARDROBE WAS WRONG!

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2020 10:24 pm
Never mind that he had no notion of a decent haircut, look at the way he dressed! For this Princeton University paid him thousands and thousands of dollars in the depths of the depression? What kind of example to the students was such a man with no fashion sense.

Discuss.
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2020 10:27 pm
He looked like Irwin Corey. What else can you say?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 01:35 am
It's the result of having to many nationalities: W├╝rtemberg, German, Swiss, Austrian, US-American.
roger
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 01:47 am
@Walter Hinteler,
I'm American. What's the matter with his haircut?
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nacredambition
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 06:55 am
His biggest mistake was cosmopolitan, constantly equating field garb with playing the field.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 09:52 am
Last time i spoke with Einstein, he said to me, "Eddie (why he called me Eddie I haven't the foggiest) - Eddie," he said, "do you have a wardrobe I could borrow?"

I told him, "Einie. Einie," I said, "You look great. I love those shoes. Chicks dig the rugged individual look."

He looked a little dubious, "So I should wear sweats to the ball tonight?"

"Hey," I told him. "Go for comfort. It ain't like you have to answer to these fools. Tell them you will take back The Theory if they give static."

The rest is history. Alley Oop has his hair shorts. Einstein has his duds. It's like a brand.
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 07:07 pm
@edgarblythe,
If this were a question, I'd give you the best answer ribbon.
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nacredambition
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2020 10:50 pm
"Elsa, what do you think of my new duds?"

"They're crumpled from being around your ankles with every passing piece of crumpet."

"Listen up Elsa, you take care of my business and so will I."

"Alby, you stupid quantum over your playing the field theory, go shove it up your :

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neologist
 
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Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2020 12:19 am
Proved once and forever, you don't need socks to be a genius.
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