Subversive Inspirational Wall Art

So the branding committee at my workplace wants us to come up with "words" for wall art. The only words I can think up might get me fired.

(And who is this branding committee? Do they have the company initials branded on their backsides?)

I just know that you creative folks could come up with something that would appear plausible but would actually be hilarious if thought about for any length of time. So have at it.

(Mindfulness practitioners need not apply haha)