WTF IS "MINDFULNESS"

These guys at Farma's party are a contradiction in terms...the way you go about Zen is to be zen about Zen as with everything else. There is nothing Zen about spotlight vogue buzzwords.
If I want to learn to be more Zen usually I look up to old "uneducated" simple people who barely can read. They all should get a PHD about Zen...but than of course, they would lose the zen in them.

I tried to clap with one hand but missed. Hence no non clap.

Mindfulness as I understand is awareness, or attention, specifically while using as much as the mind as possible to be aware of the moment.

The sound that one hand makes depends entirely on what it's clapping against.

Or, the sound that one hand clapping makes is exactly like the sound of two hands clapping, but only half as loud.

"The sound of those wooden gears turning, before hitting the gong, sounds like two hands clapping." The master replied, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Bart gets it, even if the "master" doesn't..