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Canada is feeding its soldiers rodents

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 02:55 pm
Federal follies... The lighter side of federal politics this week
at 8:16 on June 4, 2005, EST.
DAN DUGAS

OTTAWA (CP) - Anyone looking at a menu for Armed Forces members who served in Asia during the tsunami-relief operation might think Canada is feeding its soldiers rodents.

An Access to Information request on the mission in January came back with a document saying troops "will be on hard rats throughout, with fresh rat supplements."

Yum.

http://lrg.zorpia.com/0/579/3709215.530544.jpg
Soldier food

But things aren't really that bad for our fighting men and women - turns out the term rats is short for rations.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 04:28 pm
A hard rat is good to find . . .
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 04:33 pm
I understand that they are very tasty if sauteed in garlic butter with onions. :wink:
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 04:35 pm
In many parts of Asia in which rice is cultivated, the rats are a serious problem for farmers who are using primitive storage methods. So, they kill the rats whenever they can, and eat them, providing a much needed source of protein.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 04:38 pm
Well, see, there ya go! I think the military should consider themselves darn lucky that such delicacies are readily available!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 04:40 pm
I for one am incensed that Canajun soldiers have access to a higher quality fare than 'Merican soldiers do. What's the good of being the biggest bully on the block if you can't have all the good stuff for yourself?
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 05:28 pm
This is a bold-faced lie. Everyone knows there's no such thing as a Canadian soldier.
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ebrown p
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 07:04 pm
Lash wrote:
This is a bold-faced lie. Everyone knows there's no such thing as a Canadian soldier.


Not only are there Canadian soldiers in Canada, there are a number of US soldiers going to Canada (again).
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 07:08 pm
That's the only way Canada gets soldiers.

Asylum.

Canadian soldier....sss-sss-sss-ss
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 07:33 pm
Reyn wrote:
I understand that they are very tasty if sauteed in garlic butter with onions. :wink:


That's no surprise. ANYTHING's tasty if it's sauteed in garlic butter with onions.
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ebrown p
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 08:36 pm
Lash wrote:
That's the only way Canada gets soldiers.

Asylum.

Canadian soldier....sss-sss-sss-ss


Sadly, that's not the only way the US is losing soldiers.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 08:47 pm
Lash wrote:
That's the only way Canada gets soldiers.

Asylum.

Canadian soldier....sss-sss-sss-ss



Lash wrote:

Prior to posting the above comment, you posted this one.
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This is a bold-faced lie. Everyone knows there's no such thing as a Canadian soldier.


My question is, if there is no such thing as a Canadian soldier, why would we need to get them? Rolling Eyes

And yes, Canada has an army, air force and navy. Just because Canada does not attack other countries, we still have soldiers. Mostly in peackeeping duty around the world.
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2005 08:54 pm
Canadian humor.

Or, humor about Canadians.

I've got millions of them.

But, e brown. Nothing funny about your comment.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jun, 2005 02:23 am
Lash wrote:
This is a bold-faced lie. Everyone knows there's no such thing as a Canadian soldier.


Some thousands were stationed in our county for more than 30 years.

Quite a few married here - so we gave them asylum? :wink:
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jun, 2005 04:57 am
In the First World War, the Canadians and Australians were the shock troops of the Empire. Canada maintained 620,000 personnel in their overseas expeditionary force. More than 61,000 Canadians died in France and Flanders, which approaches an absolute definition of decimate. At Ypres (more than once), at Hill 70 and Lens, and in the final assault against the German Army, the Canadians were courageous, innovative and dedicated as no other Imperial troops were, with the exception of the Australians. Total Canadian casualties in the Great War exceeded those of the United States, even though the population of Canada in 1914 was 7,000,000 as compared to the one hundred ten million in the United States.

In the Second World War, the Canadians sent troops overseas again. Canadians landed in Sicily and at Palermo; the Second Division suffered disasterous casualties on the altar of Louis Mountbatten's personal ambition at Dieppe and the English learned everything that could go wrong in a modern amphibious assault. But more than that, the Royal Canadian Navy, with fewer resources than the RN and the USN, with their best ships and crews taken from them by the Royal Navy, still managed to convoy more supply ships to England than the United States Navy and the Royal Navy combined. Starting with fewer than a dozen ships in commission in 1939, and fewer than 2,000 personel, by 1945, the RCN was the third largest navy in the world. It was larger than the Royal Navy had been in 1939. It grew to 96,000 personnel of all ranks.

Yeah, them Canajuns, they ain't real heroes, like the Americans.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jun, 2005 08:46 am
<looks at thread and says to himself...>

Self, don'tcha just hate it when a humorous topic goes all serious and political? Rolling Eyes

Seessh! I bloody well came down here to get away from that crap......

<makes note to self not to start anymore "military type topics">
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Lash
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jun, 2005 09:04 am
Walter--

You let them breed?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jun, 2005 09:09 am
Not voluntarily, but since they offered us an indoor skating rink, gave a ouple of free concerst with their pipe and drums - it was a good deal!
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Lash
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jun, 2005 09:15 am
LOL!!!! Well. What can I say? That was a good deal.
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