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Tue 3 Sep, 2019 01:29 am
hey im mike, im 23 years old. i go to gym almost daily so i have very big muscles.
yesterday i had a wierd bet with a girl from the gym, she is 16, she is very tall, and beautifull.
she practices gymnastics (flips, acrobatics etc), we were talking about fighting and kinda argued about who will win a fight between us.
i told her she has no change and flexed my muscles, but i dont know how she was so confident and she simply told me like "pretty muscles, but do you really think youll be able to use them against a gymnast agile girl?"
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and we decided to fight, we made 5 matches (fights), i dont know how its possible, but she killed me in all the matches! she was *extremely* fast and agile and i literaly couldnt land almost a single punch on her. she dodged like a fly.
she finished the 4 first matches usiing locks and chocked on me and i couldnt escape so i gave up, and after the last match she stood near me and waited me to stand up for the next fight but i gave up completely cuz i was sore and it was painfull.
and then she just stood there in her triumph pose like a model and told me "i told you, woman's speed is better then man's streanght"
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after she told me that i tried to get up, but she stomped my abs muscles and didnt let me move from the floor for about 20 seconds with her leg.
after she was done she simply walked away like a model and all the men in the gym moved aside, even man who domartial arts.
do you think i need to apologize? or her? is it embaressing or not?
@saarb737,
Give it up.
Nobody is falling for your bullshit stories.
@saarb737,
Instead of spending so much time in the gym you should take some remedial English classes.
@cherrie,
This reminds me of an old Marvel comic story about Shang Chi master of Kung Fu who has to fight a woman whose powers developed when she trained as a dancer.
It wasn't very good in the 70s, let alone now.
@izzythepush,
Quote:...you should take some remedial English classes.
Possibility of seeking mental health therapy too.
(and abandoning his/her plans for a career in creativity)
@Sturgis,
I think you have a point, or he could just pay a prostitute to beat him up.
@izzythepush,
What, and leave his sub-basement dwelling in his mom's house? That stress could cause him to snap!
@Sturgis,
There seems to be an awful lot of sub basement living in America. It does seem the real nadir, we don't have much in the way of them over here.
If a house has got a cellar it's something to shout about.
I suppose a similar thing over here would be a crappy bedsit, normally 1 room with a shared bathroom.
Have you ever seen the movie or read the book -
Sybil
You might have a few things in common. It might be a healthy read for you.
@izzythepush,
I like to live most of my time in my basement too. It is my hobby room, where my pet dogs spent their resting times, where I have most of my computers and entertainment stuff, my primitive weapons collections, home surveillance center, etc.. Ignorant neighbors would paint me as a boy living in my mother's house basement, but I paid for half this house too, and maintained it. It is a large three story house with 5 bedrooms and 4 baths. All my siblings have their own place to live so I live alone these days. I suppose there are many others like me.
As for gymnast vs martial arts, maybe the guy isn't very good at it. I have never sparred with a gymnast, but during my years in karate, there were never any girl who could beat a guy in my club. But that was a long time ago.
@seac,
If you're happy that's all that matters.
@saarb737,
This is fake as all the questions
@saarb737,
You think we didn't know that?
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