Re: My Terrible Idea
Gargamel wrote:Absolutey awful, right?
Absolutely!
I say go for it!
This is gonna be a real winner & you are gonna be digustingly rich!
Re: My Terrible Idea
msolga wrote:Gargamel wrote:Absolutey awful, right?
Absolutely!
I say go for it!
This is gonna be a real winner & you are gonna be digustingly rich!

As will dj if he follows through on Bludgeon. That was genius.
Gargamel, I say you scratch your idea; it's not very good.
But think of this: A reality show based on the gardening and culinary skills of Barry Manilow. Every show will have Barry walking between his garden and his kitchen, and singing songs the whole time.
For example, we find Barry in the garden, examining a head of lettuce when suddenly he turns toward the camera, holds the head of lettuce in the air, and breaks into a rousing rendition of "Mandy", except this time, and I really like this idea, he substitutes "Lettuce" for "Mandy".
Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
you made me so happy, oh Lettuce
Well you came and you gave without taking
but I sent you away, oh Lettuce
well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
I need you today, oh Lettuce
There's a few kinks I have work out, gargamel, but I see a potential blockbuster in the making.
I don't think that'll work, exactly, Gus. Sorry.
Perhaps a few b & w flashback sequences thrown in could save it? .... or a thoroughly perplexing & joltingly sudden ending that makes absolutely no sense, but gets folks arguing, could do the trick? But nah, I doubt it ....
Like I said, msolga, there are kinks. Always kinks.
I hope you straighten them out, Gus.
Good luck with your project!
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Like I said, msolga, there are kinks. Always kinks.
Get David Lynch (Twin Peaks) to direct, and it could pay off.
DrewDad wrote:I have one word for you: rum balls.
(OK, that's two words.)
And cherry cordials.
(I guess that's five words....)
Does anyone know what I was talking about, or had I gotten into the rum balls?
nimh wrote:I just wanted to ask why nobody ever followed up on Shewolf's brilliant singing penis idea?
Sounds like Gus just did.
DrewDad wrote:DrewDad wrote:I have one word for you: rum balls.
(OK, that's two words.)
And cherry cordials.
(I guess that's five words....)
Does anyone know what I was talking about, or had I gotten into the rum balls?
Yeah, I got you. In the spirit of the suggested Good n' Plenty and tequila, you recommended other vomit inducing "refreshments" that would go well with excruciating music. Nicely done.
Someone mentioned ninjas. If you've got ninjas, you've got to have pirates, too.
DrewDad wrote:nimh wrote:I just wanted to ask why nobody ever followed up on Shewolf's brilliant singing penis idea?
Sounds like Gus just did.
That was kind of funny, Drew.
Will the follow-up musical be about Finley Quaye?