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Area 51: To Storm or not to storm?

 
 
Reply Wed 17 Jul, 2019 01:11 pm
Internet joke plan to 'raid' Area 51 gets stern reply from US military
Quote:
“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.”


Will you be joining the massacre... um... I mean horde of brave... idiots?
 
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jul, 2019 01:16 pm
@tsarstepan,
Nah I don't intend to attend. I'll stay in the city and keep an eye on ConEd!
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jul, 2019 01:19 pm
@Sturgis,
Wait?! Is ConEd a colluding party in the Area 51 alien conspiracy coverup?
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jul, 2019 01:21 pm
@tsarstepan,
Sure! Didn't you get the memo?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jul, 2019 01:28 pm
@Sturgis,
I may have sent it unopened straight into the shredder bin here at work.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jul, 2019 02:57 pm
@tsarstepan,
I wonder if Area 51 is anything like when I was in the US Air Force working with nukes, and our work area was fenced in with armed guards and dogs?
glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jul, 2019 04:51 pm
@cicerone imposter,
I'm not so sure about now, but it used to be.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2019 06:02 am
@cicerone imposter,
cicerone imposter wrote:

I wonder if Area 51 is anything like when I was in the US Air Force working with nukes, and our work area was fenced in with armed guards and dogs?

Area 51 is the reported location of the Skunk Work testing grounds (as far as I understand it).

It probably has more updated security measures but all things considered? You're probably pretty close.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2019 08:41 am
@tsarstepan,
I'm sure with all the advanced electronics, they've improved their security apparatus. When we took the nukes from the storage area to the airplanes, we packed 38's with us. I wonder if that changed?
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2019 04:39 pm
@tsarstepan,
Damn I love the SR-71 Blackbird. After all these years it still looks modern.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2019 05:11 pm
@InfraBlue,
I feel the same about the B52's. I worked on them in the late 1950's, and they're still in service. I have a picture of a B29 in my computer room, because I had the opportunity to sit in the front bubble from New Mexico to California when I was in the US Air Force stationed at Walker AFB, NM. That was really a thrill; flying over the airplane graveyard in Arizona. Many decades later, my wife and I visited that graveyard when we visited our son when he was stationed in Arizona at Luke AFB. https://images.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=AwrUiqp4_DBdQEMAbQMPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByNWU4cGh1BGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--?p=afb+in+arizona&fr=yhs-pty-pty_converter&hspart=pty&hsimp=yhs-pty_converter
RABEL222
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2019 02:20 pm
@cicerone imposter,
I hope the protesters bring their mine clearing teams with them or things could get nasty.
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2019 05:00 pm
Just wait till Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez figures out it's a concentration camp for illegal aliens.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2019 06:16 pm
@roger,
Oh yeah, just wait until Donald Trump finds out it's not.
roger
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2019 08:19 pm
@glitterbag,
Maybe them two should spend more time together. Nothing solved, of course, but fun to watch.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2019 08:20 pm
@roger,
I'll bring the popcorn.
roger
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2019 08:26 pm
@glitterbag,
I'd bring some asbestos.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2019 08:41 pm
@roger,
You love to live with danger, don't ya. Wink
roger
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2019 09:08 pm
@cicerone imposter,
I'd stay well back on the sidelines. Ifun they collided, crashed and burned, well, as I say, it would be fun to watch.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jul, 2019 12:34 pm
@roger,

Budweiser will be giving free ((shitty)) beer to any aliens escaping from Area 51.
https://i.imgur.com/mx6okaC.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ThWv4cL.jpg
 

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