Area 51: To Storm or not to storm?

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Internet joke plan to 'raid' Area 51 gets stern reply from US military

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“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.”

Will you be joining the massacre... um... I mean horde of brave... idiots?

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@tsarstepan,

Nah I don't intend to attend. I'll stay in the city and keep an eye on ConEd!

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@Sturgis,

Wait?! Is ConEd a colluding party in the Area 51 alien conspiracy coverup?

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@tsarstepan,

Sure! Didn't you get the memo?

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@Sturgis,

I may have sent it unopened straight into the shredder bin here at work.

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@tsarstepan,

I wonder if Area 51 is anything like when I was in the US Air Force working with nukes, and our work area was fenced in with armed guards and dogs?

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@cicerone imposter,

I'm not so sure about now, but it used to be.

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@cicerone imposter,

cicerone imposter wrote:

I wonder if Area 51 is anything like when I was in the US Air Force working with nukes, and our work area was fenced in with armed guards and dogs?

Area 51 is the reported location of the Skunk Work testing grounds (as far as I understand it).

It probably has more updated security measures but all things considered? You're probably pretty close.

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@tsarstepan,

I'm sure with all the advanced electronics, they've improved their security apparatus. When we took the nukes from the storage area to the airplanes, we packed 38's with us. I wonder if that changed?

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@tsarstepan,

Damn I love the SR-71 Blackbird. After all these years it still looks modern.

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@InfraBlue,

I feel the same about the B52's. I worked on them in the late 1950's, and they're still in service. I have a picture of a B29 in my computer room, because I had the opportunity to sit in the front bubble from New Mexico to California when I was in the US Air Force stationed at Walker AFB, NM. That was really a thrill; flying over the airplane graveyard in Arizona. Many decades later, my wife and I visited that graveyard when we visited our son when he was stationed in Arizona at Luke AFB. https://images.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=AwrUiqp4_DBdQEMAbQMPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByNWU4cGh1BGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--?p=afb+in+arizona&fr=yhs-pty-pty_converter&hspart=pty&hsimp=yhs-pty_converter

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@cicerone imposter,

I hope the protesters bring their mine clearing teams with them or things could get nasty.

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Just wait till Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez figures out it's a concentration camp for illegal aliens.

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@roger,

Oh yeah, just wait until Donald Trump finds out it's not.

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@glitterbag,

Maybe them two should spend more time together. Nothing solved, of course, but fun to watch.

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@roger,

I'll bring the popcorn.

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@glitterbag,

I'd bring some asbestos.

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@roger,

You love to live with danger, don't ya. Wink

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@cicerone imposter,

I'd stay well back on the sidelines. Ifun they collided, crashed and burned, well, as I say, it would be fun to watch.

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@roger,

Budweiser will be giving free ((shitty)) beer to any aliens escaping from Area 51.

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