Uh oh. Am I arriving at a bad time? So be it.
I suck at math. Also hand-eye coordination. Fortunately for the rest of the city and surrounding areas, I don't drive.
I suck at being patient.
I really suck at office politics. (Glad I don't work in an office anymore.)
I suck at abstracts--numbers, ideas, etc. I need something real to hang onto.
I'm sure there are more, but these are the first ones that popped into my head.
I wish I knew what Monger said.
Yassa, c'mon, pal.
Don't be so blue.
Turn that frown, upside down.
Look at me. Slappy Doo Hoo. I'm as much an intellect as Paulie Shore, but people love me.
Right, people?
Right?
People?
PEOPLE?
Like I said, you all suck.
Yeah we love you Slappy - it is purely platonic though..
I don't have much aptitude at painting, my handwriting sucks, the keyboard(computer) was invented for me.
Not very good at saying I'm sorry.
I'm really bad at remembering names, so go ahead and tell me, I'll forget soon as you tell me. (the computer was invented with me in-mind)
Wouldn't this be easier if I could list things that I'm really good at? It would be a much shorter list.
Things I suck at:
Keeping my opinions to myself
Keeping my voice down
Singing
Drawing, anything artistic
Rollerblading
Playing darts
Playing well with others
Finishing projects. Start them, get wrapped up in every little detail, become overwhelmed and leave it unfinished.
RSVPing - unless it's a wedding, why can't I just stop by? I BYOB and I don't eat much anyway.
Feeling compassion for people
Sharing - food, space, you name it
Giving simple answers to simple questions
The list goes on and on. I generally suck, but I can live with that.
If we all suck enough we can be called "HOOVER"
Ohh...where should I start ?
Firstly, I'm very bad at posting message to this forum but it doesn't help when you delete the bookmark by mistake and you can't find the link again..
I'm terrible at making / bulding things...don't ask me to put up a shelf, to do any plumbing or anything needing co-ordination with my hands.
Watching movies - get bored too easily
Watching other people do things - I want to be the doer, not the watcher.
Which Hoover do you mean, husker, the FBI director Edgar Hoover or President Herbert Hoover?
I think he means Hoover brand vacuum cleaners.
Sorry that's prob. just a US thingy
"Hoover brand vacuum cleaners"
OK. Majority of the household electrical devices in Israel are either Japanese or Korean (South, of course), so I have never heard about the Hoover brand.
Nope we call it a hoover in Europe as well.
I suck at driving. Hate it, have no patience, turn into major road rage demon when I sit behind the wheel. PLUS I absolutely suck at directions. Couldn't find my way out of a paper bag!
Solution? I don't own a car. Yay! All Bostonians are safe once again!
Israel is not in Europe, it is in the Western Asia, near Syria, Jordan, Asian portion of Egypt and Lebanon.
I was responding to Huskers post "Sorry that's prob. just a US thingy", since we Europeans also call a vacuum cleaner a hoover.
I am aware where Israel is. No need to give me a geography lesson.
I suck at the teet of life.
Would "the hind tit" be an inappropriate answer?
Good god, man. I hadn't even seen cj's answer. I was posting blind from page two or so. _________ minds think alike, be they great, mediocre, or butternut squash...
An old quip...the choir director looked at me and said "johnboy, I want you to sing solo." Really. I thought, but then she continued with "...so low we can't hear you."
One hour to go before ... what?