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Sexiest woman alive

 
 
husker
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 12:37 pm
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Undressed_Oscars/jgarner_oscars_350x435.jpg
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 02:20 pm
this roads got a lot of bumps on it. The boards are quite colorfull but a shade distracting tho. Still they are not without their charm.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 06:47 pm
What do you see on those wimmens anyway? i myself much prefer men. i'd opt for gerard depardieu over angelina jolie anytime! although there are better makes than depardieu, too.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:09 pm
Carefull dagmaraka, watch your terminology:

" 'better makes' than depardieu",

you're going to start them talking about "cars" !
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:12 pm
uhoh, should have thought of that. but now you said it! how about if i mention angelina jolie again? will that work?
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:15 pm
I don't know, they're pretty "one track" when it comes to minds; maybe if you could produce her e-mail address!

Nope that wouldn't work, most of them can't write.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:35 pm
would we really want them to write to anyone even if they could write? what would they write?

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oldandknew
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:44 pm
I for one have no intention of talking about angelina jolie, her aerodynamics aren't up to par. But there is a certain someone nearer to the ideal, with a more flowing and sculptured surface. What's her name, you might ask, well I can't tell you. But she's as curvy as a Chevy Corvette, which has a big 5.7 liter 350 horsepower engine and i would like a black one.
Phew, I feel better now. Confession is good for the soul.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:51 pm
I think "owning up" would be a little more 'acura'te
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:53 pm
and dag; nice collection!

Oh and my answer - wrongs - ?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 08:11 pm
Again, I don't see what you see in them. I myself find Jaguar much more appealing http://fool.exler.ru/sm/str.gif
But this affection will remain purely platonic. I like his looks, such a tight butt. But i hear rumours about unsatisfactory performance or that he even fails to perform at all at times! Nah. Won't go there.
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husker
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 08:21 pm
911 Turbo
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 08:26 pm
911 will work. Will I get a ride once you get one? I may not be Angelina Jolie, but hey! I have charms of character, you know.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 09:16 pm
1985 Yugo convertible.

Automatic handjob on wheels.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 10:33 pm
the nice thing about a Jaguar is that if you have that "itch", that needs scratching..........
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 12:23 am
squinney is the sexiest, but one question.

Today is her 40th. birthday and after arriving home from a family celebration she was asleep by 10pm.

If she is supposed to be in her sexual peak and I'm supposed to be running out of steam, how come she's upstairs snoring like a stack after one big margarita and I'm downstairs at 1 am alone and horny with the computer? Crying or Very sad Rolling Eyes
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Monger
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 12:56 am
Sheesh! It's official now -- This thread is totally out of control! Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 01:01 am
At what point did you actually consider it to be IN control?

Bi-Polar - one sometimes wakes up after little naplets all frisky like - you may wish to make mating noises in a couple of hours...
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Monger
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 01:26 am
A little bit before I first clicked the submit button. Wink
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:29 am
Wisdom is evidenced by your insight, oh Monger.
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