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Tryagain wrote:

Blame Canada
South Park Parents

Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse.
Should we blame the government,
or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!

Blame Canada! Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon,
and now he's off to join the klan!> And my boy eric once,
had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him,
he tells me to **** myself> Well, Blame Canada!

It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

They're not even a real country anyway.
My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true,
Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue>
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire,
or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too.
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

So, please, stop bashing French Canadians solely on the language they speak. If you can find a witty insight about the war, please go for it. However, don't jump on the French bashing bandwagon. It's pretty apparent they can't defend themselves.

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Setanta wrote:

Celine Dion and William Shatner are two acts of revenge wreaked upon the American public by the Canadians in reprise for two centuries of invasion-fear anxiety . . .

. . . and we'll get the bastids for it, too ! ! !

Ya never know when the invasion could start......

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Send in the inspectors first though, Intrepid.......I suspect they have weapons of mass destruction working in the White House.

Give them an ultimatum to destroy them, or Canada will have no option but to cut off their supply of Maple Syrup.

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The best thing about Celine Dion is that she spends most of her time outside of Canada.

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Evil or Very Mad

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

Send in the inspectors first though, Intrepid.......I suspect they have weapons of mass destruction working in the White House.

Give them an ultimatum to destroy them, or Canada will have no option but to cut off their supply of Maple Syrup.

What should we do if they don't let the inspectors over the border? We could send our Navy, but our subs don't work. Got 'em from Britain or some darned thing as I hear it.

Whatever will they do without our beef and maple syrup? Perhaps I can spend some time there to cheer them up. :-D

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Celine should be dispatched immediately to Iraq.
Just don't let any of the American troops see her.

Or perhaps to the caves of Afghanistan ...

Yes, I like that.

Just think of the acoustics.

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Intrepid wrote, "Ya never know when the invasion could start......" Shocked

Do you know that Canada is the only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground? Shocked

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Here's some sure signs you may be a Canadian...

You understand, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."

You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national anthem.

You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."

You dismiss all beers under 6% alcohol content as "for children and the elderly, and for export to the US".

You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You design your Hallowe'en costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

"icky"

I thought Set looked cute in the green scarf. Laughing

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