What should I give my mother for mother's day?

Please don't suggest jewelry.

How about a nice trip to Switzerland?

http://www.dignitas.ch/?lang=en

That's for Mother in Laws day.

Hard cold cash - and alot of it. As an idea of how much just consider this:

"Average Cost of Raising a Child in America. The most recent available information says that the average cost of raising a child from birth to age 17 is $233,610 in a married two-parent middle income family with two children."

This doesn't include all the heart ache and grief your mom had to deal with - especially during your teen years.

So I would suggest a cool half million should make this all even.

I never gave my kids ham in a can.

I've even fed them lobster for the love of Pete! Maybe I should have given them ham in a can - then maybe my costs of raising them would have been a bit lower.

Flowers, a card, and my smile over lunch.

You ingrate - cheapskate -- ok you are out of the will! I'd rather have the cash and a smirk! (seeing I get the smirk for the other 364 days)

I dont know your mother. odd to ask this.

Nothing more than you'd give her/him/otherwise inclined any other day.

NOW!!! is ALL you may have... Spend it wisely.

YOU MAY BE DEAD, Tomorrow.

Are you threatening the OP?

Well aren't you just a little ray of sunshine.

Your love. Maybe handmade. Maybe something about what she is dreaming.