A parrot walked into a bar.....

They need to raise the bar, it said.

Bar keeper says
"i'm not giving you fly by night gala's any more credit"

A parrot walks into a bar.

He squawks indistinctly into the barmaid's ear, "Ge macaw hammer fom te bag n get this nail outa m beak".

"Did nasty Jack ban you and nail your beak shut again?", the barmaid asks as she leans way over, distracts with a gesture to the toucans while simultaneously ripping out the nail, and peeling and popping a grape onto the parrot's tongue.

"No", said the parrot but by this stage he was known to say anything.

"What are you lookin' at?", he said to the crow.

A parrot walked into a bar down South and asks, “Any of you crackers want a Polly?”

A parrot walked into a bar and it ruffled some feathers.

"I always walk like that. Now give me a drink.", he said to the bartender.

A parrot went into a bar, riding on a Frenchman's shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, that's neat — where did you get that?" And the parrot says, "France — they've got millions of them there."

A parrot walked into a bar and ordered three shots of whiskey. Then he drinks all three. He explained to the bartender that his two brothers were still in Brazil, and he is pretending to have a drink with them. This goes on until one day he orders only two shots. The bartender got concerned and asked if something had happened to one of his brothers. The parrot said "No, they're ok. It's just that I decided to quit drinking."

A parrot walked into a bar with a giraffe and he says, "A beer for me, and one for my giraffe." They stand around drinking for hours until finally the giraffe passes out on the floor and the parrot pays the tab and gets up to leave. "Hey! You're not going to leave that lyin' on the floor, are you?" "That's not a lion. It's a giraffe."

"What'll it be?", asked the bartender.
"Brrrruk. What'll it be.What'll it be.", said the parrot.

Okay - it walked into a bar.

Whar?