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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 10:48 am
Oh yeah. NOW who you gonna go with?
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 10:55 am
Doesn't surprise me, shewolf. He's been trying to get someone...anyone...to take it for some time now.

Man, are they getting desperate!!! Next thing you know, they'll be offering a tryst with Gus's capybaras. <shaking head> So sad, really. If they were just a little cuter, I might feel sorry for them.

Glad to have you on board, shewolf!!! Here, have a chocolate. Or two.

http://www.martineschocolates.com/image/choc_menu/500x400/grandmarinertruffles.jpg
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:00 am
Oh, and we don't have male prostitutes. We have an Official (Male) Concubine. You don't have to pay him. We don't want your money.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:14 am
FREE MEN?!!!!


oh boy, I have died and gone to heaven..

(( yanks a chocolate and walks to the man pen...))
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:16 am
But before you decide, Shewolf, you must realise that we've got an Italian Stallion. He has a tongue like a ferret and it likes the taste of a womans tonsils (or so I'm told).

HE'LL make you an offer you cant refuse !



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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:22 am
I think she has already decided, Ellpus. Don't you know that when a woman says "Yes," she means "Yes"?!

There is no lock on the door to BVT's suite, shewolf. Just tell him you're with Love & Beauty, and he'll be happy to see you.

Have fun!!!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:24 am
Damn...
you mean i can only visit ONE man - ho at a time?

>>swaying twords Lord's campaign.<<

An Italian Stallion? Hmm.. does that mean he has big teeth?
Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:27 am
What I had in mind was :

Since our ' man-ho's' are all caged up.. I was going to take this here box of chocolates, lay out in the sun naked under thier windows, with the chocolates placed in 'certain' places.
Let the man-hos watch the chocolate melt over my body in the sun heat..... then pop thier gates open and let them all ravish me at once. Embarrassed
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:28 am
shewolfnm wrote:
Damn...
you mean i can only visit ONE man - ho at a time?

>>swaying twords Lord's campaign.<<

An Italian Stallion? Hmm.. does that mean he has big teeth?
Laughing


NO....It means he goes like a rocket, bucks like a Mustang and lasts the whole distance!

We'll even throw in some linament and saddle soap when he's done !
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:30 am
shewolfnm wrote:
What I had in mind was :

Since our ' man-ho's' are all caged up.. I was going to take this here box of chocolates, lay out in the sun naked under thier windows, with the chocolates placed in 'certain' places.
Let the man-hos watch the chocolate melt over my body in the sun heat..... then pop thier gates open and let them all ravish me at once. Embarrassed


WE COULD DO THAT ! GUS LIKES CHOCOLATE IN HIS BEARD !!
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:31 am
No, Ellpus said Kicky has a ferret's tongue. Or tonsils. Or something like that. Eww.

You may visit as many men at a time as you like, shewolf. They all like to flirt, so you should get along quite well. We do hope you will decide to join us and not the "Grumpy Old Men," as CJ puts it. You have a lot of friends here.

And we ALL love chocolate.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:34 am
Ageist, grumpy-ist and ferret-ist.

Their true colours are showing through.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:37 am
Ok, animal parts on a man is NOT attractive.
My vote goes to the ladies.
I can thelp it, free men and chocolate?
pppbbtthh.... im helpless.
Sorry grumpy old men, me and my naughty nun outfit are leaving.
:: scoops up WMD ::
these are coming with me...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:42 am
Fine, shewolf. But you will be back.

When you find out that these men that Eva has promised you are just a sampling of the many toothless, homeless, diseased alcoholics that she picks up on her weekly outing to the bus station, you will be back.

Vote GKE. At least we aren't toothless, diseased alcoholic freaks.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:42 am
Yaaaaaaay! Welcome aboard the Luuuuurve Bus!
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:44 am
HOORAY!!!

I'm so excited, I'm about to pop a cork!

http://www.thisisthelife.com/photos/experiences/large/opening-champagne.jpg

Yeah, bring the naughty nun outfit. Dys and Diane are leaving for Europe today, so we're short one "nun gone bad." Or we were! Wait 'til I spread the news!!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:46 am
The Luuurve Bus? Don't you mean the syphilitic dissheveled homeless shelter on wheels?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:50 am
yeah, whatever kicky. mind your own campaign, ok? or have you NOTHING to show?
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:52 am
Yer not foolin' anybody, Kicky. In fact, I don't even think anyone's listening to you anymore. If I were you, I'd put out that cigarette, take a shower, and think about joining us at Love & Beauty. There are no women in your party at all. Think about it. (With both heads.)
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 11:59 am
Hehehe...Love and Cooties...this disease masquerading as a party must be stopped...and it will be...Just wait until I REALLY start showing your organization's true colors...
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