FREE MAMMOGRAM FOR ALL FEMALE GKE VOTERS.

Am I going to have to jump up and down during this exam?

Jumping is optional, but a fair amount of jiggling is necessary to carry out the test properly.

This is not funny - I just had my mammo yesterday. This one at least looks a little less painful. I wish I knew about it before.

You wait until NEXT MONTH ! Gus is going to be carrying out cervical scrapes !

nothing like having your boob run over by a truck....

That is NOT lovely OR beautiful.

Vote for EKG and we'll abuse you, huh? Great campaign strategy, Lordy. What's next...Vote for EKG and we won't kill you? Oh, sorry. You've already tried that.

<shaking head> Desperate, they are. Sad, really.

Dont take any notice of Eva, and her fast fading Beauty Party....there have been developments. Farmerman has now backed out and Kicky is now in the lead.

GKE (the caring party) is obviously on its way to winning, and the sour grapes have already started.

To add value to our Care Programme, it was hoped that Slappy would come on board as our resident Proctologist.
Alas, it seems that his application seems to have got lost in the post, so to avoid delay, a distant relative of the Ratzenhofer clan has stepped forward to fill this vacancy.
HOORAH!

Fritz Kolonschtuffer has been qualified in this field for some years, although it has been in a Beauvine capacity. He has now adapted his techniques to be compatible with humans and has made the necessary adjustments to his medical implements.

This service is open to both Women AND Men, so if you are in need of a thorough rectal diagnosis, Fritz is your man.

GKE cares ! Let GKE into your lives and various orifices.

YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE.

Here is a photo of Fritz, adjusting his instruments. He is ready and waiting.


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(sponsored by Ivan R. Sole....makers of "Pile Buster" , haemorrhoid cream you can trust)

Oh great. Now they're co-opting the farmerman/sozobe campaign slogan. It appears they don't know where they're going, except up your ass.

VOTE LOVE & BEAUTY. We know where we stand.
(And it ain't anywhere close to Fritz.)

Holy hell..
SO, this group consists of Lord, Slappy and .. well.. I dont think I want to list anymore then that. I am already scared.
Lord doing the mammograms, Slappy doing the corn-hole checking... oh jesus, what has the world come to?

I made some campaign posters for you Lord.

They say :
Vote for Lord
He will tackle the WMD!!!

On the poster is a picture of me in my naughty nun outfit, and all around my feet are my weapons of mass destruction.. each run on 2 d cell batteries. ;-)

Oh, shewolf. You're not thinking of joining THEM, are you?!

Join me, dagmaraka, littlek, Noddy, Gautam, dyslexia, Calamity Jane, Bella Dea, kitchenpete, msolga, Letty, blueveinedthrobber and the rest. The Love & Beauty party. Chocolate fountains, fast cars, champagne, escape novels, can-can dancers, compassion, inclusion, pet shows, a Love Bus, an Official Concubine (male!) and more.....you're just like us...you belong with US! Not the Old & Grumpy party. Besides, we could use another "nun gone bad." (Diane's in Europe next week.)

Chocolate fountains,can-can dancers,a Love Bus, and male prostitutes?

> dramatic faint <
A campaign after my own heart...
im with you. ;-)

Shewolf....before you make your mind up, we are also offering a free "Full Body Massage", using an animal fat of your choice, as long as it is either Goose, beef or chicken.

Ellpus, this is a great idea. Brilliant!!!

As you can see, Eva and the Love and Cooties circus sideshow is scrambling like the rodents they are to try to come up with something to say about this that will cover the fact that THEY HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER.

Woohoo!!!

and vast majority of votes. and vast following.

woohoo, indeed!

Of course by vast, you mean non-existent.

Woohoo, INDEED!

look at the list of our members. now look at yours (members, not member)

case closed. woohoo!

Now you're just trying to distract me by talking about my member. You know how excited that gets me, dammit.

TAKE NOTE OF THE VILE TRICKERY, MEMBERS OF A2K!

<heeheee...I said "members" too...>

hmm... kicky is offering his MEMBER as a bonus?