What election????

Obviously, I have been playing too much poker and golf.

I missed out completely on the election taking place.

(Not even sure what we're running for, but I sure as hell want to be in the running.)



MY CAMPAIGN THEME:




Vote for me, Frank Apisa!

If I win, it will sorely piss off tons of people...and most of them you don't like one bit!

Hell..."piss 'em off!" It'll turn 'em purple![/size]






Alternately, MY CAMPAIGN THEME IS:



Vote for me, Frank Apisa.

If I win, it will piss off tons of people...and most of them you don't like worth a shyt anyway!




Alternately, MY CAMPAIGN THEME IS:



VOTE FOR ME, Frank Apisa. I'm the only one running with no clothes on.