Pope Ratzenhofer

Gee, he doesn't seem like a guy who would wear a big flashy ring.

Well, I guess it's official. Gus is pope.

Who knew the "leader of the flock" actually meant "capybara farmer"? (For that matter, who knew a bunch of capybaras...capybari...?...are called a "flock"?)

What name will he select, I wonder? I kinda liked the Pope George Ringo suggestion, myself. (John & Paul had their turn.)

Clock, clock, not flock...

If he thinks I'm going to kiss his ring, he's got another think coming.

What's the other thing?

I've just been reading about our new Popes early life, apparently " his father was a policeman who moved frequently."......(I suppose there must have been a Donut shop nearby)

http://www.pulse24.com/News/Top_Story/20050419-011/page.asp

Did you hear how he was forced into Nazi Hitler's youth army? I believe that he had no choice though. I just saw some of his beliefs on TV - very very conservative. Cloning is a weapon of mass destruction?? Hmmm...I don't know enough about it to say no, though.

There is this rumor going about that they chose someone old (he is 78) so that there is no long regime again like John Pauls one. Is that TRUE? I would be...well, kinda shocked if it was. It would be like hoping against hope that he dies early ...

Gus has many "needs".


We live in hope that he is able to realise few of them.

Gus Ratzenhofer was in the Hitler Jugen??? I shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

Ach! Er war nur ein Junge, eine kleine Gusling!

Ive been listening to the radio and things are worrying me.

I know its a religion and it has beliefs but in this day and age isnt it time things moved on.
He is against rock music!!and is fore contraception.

Oh, and he is 79!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Pope Ratzenhofer


Bravo, Gus!
(Actually I've been getting Gus & the other bloke confused, continually ... )

Nice info, but His Holy Swampiness looks much older.


BTW, I supposed you have noticed that gustavratzenhofer has not posted lately. I have been told that His Holy Swampiness is writing a Homily: "De A2Keriensis Ignorantiæ".

A Papal Bull!!! Gus is certainly the one to write bull.

You are not up-to-date: the "Enzyklia A Duo de Knowitia" will be published shortly (unfortunately at first only on the internet as pdf-file, but I suppose, they'll soon going to digitise that we can see it all its pompous!).

So you're more up-to-date, Walter.
Hmmm.
And I thought I was special for gus... I mean His Holy Swampiness.
Germans are now tops on his list, I guess.
You got the footie World Cup in 2006. Wasn't that enough? No! You want everything... again.

Ohhh....whopps!!



I think he looks short and chubby and cute!!

I wonder if we can call him Papa Ratzi from now on.
Where is he, by the way? I hope he's not getting into
celibacy already....

I still think they made a typographical error in the
bible when they wrote celibate instead of celebrate.

You get a gold star for that one, Calamity....