@oolongteasup,
Oolong, your alliteration confirms that only obstreperous ostriches ostracize oily octopuses. However…
Antelopes and ants and alpacas are all animals and aren't angry about anything, although an angry artificial antelope actually accidentally annoyed an ambling alpaca, ably articulating ally's actions at another arrogant alpaca, amiably arranging anthologies around an ambivalent ant aunt, aware alpacas are around, although actually avenging another ant's actions against antlered antelopes, actions arguably aggressive against all antelope anywhere, after annoying alpacas, artificial antelope always appropriately access artistic ambidextrious aleutians around an auxillary artillery; auxillary artillary are arguably always an answer after an angry asp asks around about anything amicable armadillos already answered ambiguously.
Thank you for the fine rendition of Watermelon wine, although I have a preference for Mint Julep and In The Neighborhood by Tom Waits.
Well, the eggs chase the bacon round the fryin' pan
And the whinin' dog pigeons by the steeple bell rope
And the dogs tipped the garbage pails over last night
And there's always construction work bothering you…
BTW I never touched your phone – like NEVER!