What should I do with this chunk of ear wax?

For some unknown and bizarre reason, I thought of you the other day Drewdad and your ear wax situation.

Anyway, if you still can't hear better since that big hunk fell out maybe there is more in there.

have someone shine a flashlight into your left ear, if the light can be seen by looking into the right ear there is no earwax to worry obout. hbg

if you prefer, shine the flashlight into the right ear ...

Make a candle!

...lip balm...

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After being dazzled by all of the wisdom posted here, I've decided the world needs an Ear Wax Recycling site.

Some good tips for recycling:

1. Use the ear wax to polish your floors or furniture.

2. Save up all your ear wax to make a candle.

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I'm just going to be a typical girl about this one...

EeeeeeeewwwW.

Funny to see how creative people got with the responses.

Actually DrewDad, (and this goes for all of you), could you mail it to me?

I am in the process (it's been a year and a half so far) of crafting a life sized sculpture of Dustin Diamond (also known as Screech Powers from NBC's "Saved By the Bell) out of ear wax. So far I've only got finished the torso--I'm doing it in parts.

Please mail earwax to:

Gargamel
Not a Loser Apartments
#69
The South, USA

I wonder if it's crystallized yet?