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Mon 11 Apr, 2005 10:16 am
So I'm just sitting there, when suddenly it feels like a bug has flown into my ear. I reach in, fish around, and out comes a chunk of ear wax the size of a fingernail.
So I'm thinking....
A) Sell it on eBay. (If I can see Jesus in it or something.)
B) Put it in my chili at Wendy's. (Like anyone is eating at Wendy's nowadays.)
C) ???
C'mon. It's gotta be worth something.
Well, at least take a picture.
Can you hear a lot better?
This is highly unusual for sozobe to participate in a thread of this nature.
Seeing her here is like seeing Sir John Gielgud at a monster truck rally.
Eat it and let us know what it tastes like. Why not?
sozobe wrote:Can you hear a lot better?
Sadly, no.
Then again, I'm more often accused of being hard of
listening....
DrewDad wrote:sozobe wrote:Can you hear a lot better?
Sadly, no.
Then again, I'm more often accused of being hard of
listening....
Maybe go to your doctor and get your ears checked out? Seriously.....
You'd be surprised at what can fit in your ear....
I think you should go to the dr too and have them professionally cleaned. Feels funny but you gotta lotta wax my friend.
Doc looked in my ears just a couple of weeks ago. (Went in for a sore throat.)
Maybe I need a different doc....
Reading all of this made me throw up just a tiny bit in my mouth.
hm...maybe you just had a bizarre ear wax incident then.
Bella Dea wrote:You'd be surprised at what can fit in your ear....
My doctor told me 40 years ago when I had caused a small injury to my inner ear scratching an itch by probing around with one of my mothers knitting needles, and I quote,
" the smallest thing you should ever put in your ear is your elbow"
I've never forgot that advice.
Put it back. If the doc left it in, it probably belongs there.
I'd shape it into a tiny dildo, and leave it on the floor for the mice to have the good time.
some doctor ... you better make an appointment for him to see the eyedoctor ! hbg
Why'd you go to a proctologist for a sore throat, anyway?
FYI a quick update...
In honor of Shewolf, I've mixed it into a batch of cookies; it shall be part of the Mother's Day present for my mother-in-law.
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