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Children counterfeiters

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 12:05 am
The criminals are getting younger and younger..... Rolling Eyes


Three U.S. students suspended for middle school counterfeiting
at 12:54 on April 9, 2005, EST.

WEST SEATTLE, Wash. (AP) - A sixth grader and two of his friends were suspended for using phony dollar bills made on a home computer to buy food in the school cafeteria.

On Monday, a cafeteria worker at James Madison Middle School found a dollar bill that didn't look or feel like the real thing. Seattle School District spokeswoman Patti Spencer said people in the lunch room were told to watch for more counterfeit bills.

An assistant principal called Seattle police the next day after a sixth grader tried to use one of the fake bills to buy beef jerky from the cafeteria.

Seattle Police spokesman Sean Whitcomb said the boy made 20 fake dollar bills on his aunt's computer, brought them to school and shared them with his friends.

The King County Prosecutors' Office is reviewing the case and deciding whether to file charges. School officials suspended the three boys for several days.
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 01:17 am
Middle School . . .

Was the food real?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 01:59 pm
CodeBorg wrote:
Middle School . . .

Was the food real?

Naw, it was "fun food".
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CarbonSystem
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 07:35 pm
I think our young criminals should practice a little bit before they counterfeit anymore.
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Bob Lablob
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 07:27 am
How in the sam hell do you counterfeit a child?

You would think that they'd be too big to fit in a copier and it would probably hurt like hell.
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CarbonSystem
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 12:44 pm
If you weren't obviously being sarcastic I'd say you have no brain.
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Bob Lablob
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 01:41 pm
Wouldn't you be able to tell if you had a fake kid? I mean, wouldn't they talk funny or something?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 01:48 pm
Bob Lablob wrote:
Wouldn't you be able to tell if you had a fake kid? I mean, wouldn't they talk funny or something?

Probably wouldn't show up until puberty.
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Bob Lablob
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 01:54 pm
They'd probably have to go to school wearing football helmets or something.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 01:58 pm
So you're saying they would excell at sports? Interesting.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 02:00 pm
Bob Lablob wrote:
Wouldn't you be able to tell if you had a fake kid? I mean, wouldn't they talk funny or something?


LOL
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Bob Lablob
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 02:13 pm
dyslexia wrote:
So you're saying they would excell at sports? Interesting.


They would excell at human dodgeball, Pancho.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 08:34 pm
That was a very strange conversation..... Confused
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Bob Lablob
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 08:37 pm
We try.
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CarbonSystem
 
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Reply Sat 8 Oct, 2005 08:08 am
I've seen stranger....MUCH stranger on this site. It's hilarious.
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Bob Lablob
 
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Reply Sat 8 Oct, 2005 09:13 am
Counterfeited children are hilarious?

Come to think of it, I guess they are.
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CarbonSystem
 
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Reply Sat 8 Oct, 2005 12:40 pm
Imagine a fake child production center.....

equipped with 30,000 molds ready for pouring.
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