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1. hop on one foot for 10 straight hours using no vertical or horizontal support;
2. recite the Love Actually script backwards (making no more than two mistakes);
3. pray to the god of NOT your choosing for 365 days and only at 2:30 AM to 3:30 AM;
4. burn five pounds of sage anytime this month;
5. whistle ACDC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap while eating saltine crackers on your birthday. This one needs to be verified (on-site) by Celine Dion.