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How do you get to Hell?

 
 
Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2018 07:44 am

Here's a hint! Practice, practice, practice?
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2018 07:46 am
Take the highway.
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Glennn
 
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Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2018 08:16 am
Pull a U-turn at the gates of Heaven, hit the gas and don't turn the wheel.
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laughoutlood
 
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Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2018 09:20 pm

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
And with a the pelvic thrust
That really makes you the total party girl

You step on god's particles
You step on god's particles

It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded, I see all
(With a bit of a mind flip)
You're into the time slip
(The quantums can never be the same)
You're spaced out on sensation
(Like you're under sedation)

You step on god's particles
You step on god's particles


Well I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again

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livinglava
 
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Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2018 09:53 pm
Is this a sincere theological/spiritual question? Hell is a spiritual state so to go in that direction, you only need to sin and reject forgiveness. The reasons for this are complex, but they are about as solid as the psychological mechanics of why people get defensive when they are being attacked, or why they feel guilt/sadness/anger/etc. when their consciences perceive wrongdoing.

To quote Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven, "yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on." This is true in principle, but as with anything else, the longer you procrastinate the harder it gets to catch up. Many people are so far gone spiritually that they consider the concept of purgatory (temporary hell that eventually leads to heaven) as harsh instead of merciful.

In reality, we deserve a lot worse than we get. Grace and mercy abound for those who can imagine how bad things would get without them. The suffering we go through is small compared to what is possible in their absence.
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Lash
 
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Reply Fri 14 Sep, 2018 04:02 pm
Goldbricking teaching planning partner.

Hearing ‘shots fired’ during ‘active shooter’ training at school.

Losing voice during 1st two weeks of school due to hellified coughing/sneezing pandemic.

Actor Ben Mendelssohn is in lackluster role.

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