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What age did you lose your virginity

 
 
Theamos
 
Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 05:53 am
This question is just to gauge the room.
How old where you and how old was your partner?
I will give my answer after 10 post
 
maxdancona
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 06:49 am
@Theamos,
I am still a virgin.
cherrie
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 06:58 am
@Theamos,
Theamos wrote:

I will give my answer after 10 post


Seriously?

Who gives a ****?
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najmelliw
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 09:40 am
@Theamos,
Not sure how old she was, but she drove a little red Corvette and wore a raspberry beret. Oh yeah, I remember now: she had the cutest jersey on, it was made of pink cashmere. When I saw her, I just told her I thought she was the most beautiful girl in the world. She gave me a kiss and said: "Let's go crazy!"

So we did. We went uptown, where she took me to Alphabet Street. I think the place was called Paisley Park. She was one sexy dancer! When the night wore on, I was getting more and more worked up, you know. So I just plain told her: "I wanna be your lover." She could have been mad, you know, but she just said: "Take me with u." So I did.

Back at my place, she said: "Do me, baby. Do it all night!" She proved to be insatiable, and she drove me pretty much delirious. She had such a dirty mind!
However, when we woke up in the morning, she became more serious. She said: "We gotta stop messin' about." She told me about her husband, and how this would be scandalous and might be the cause of much controversy. I told her I understood. As a matter of fact, I distinctly remember saying: "I could never take the place of your man!"

Oh, right. I think it was 1999.
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 12:54 pm
@maxdancona,
maxdancona wrote:

I am still a virgin.



This explains a lot. Smile
maxdancona
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 01:28 pm
@McGentrix,
My daughter, trying to be funny and proud of her new found knowledge.

- "Dad, ewww, you had sex with my mom!"
- "Nope, never happened."
- "Then how do you explain ME?"
- "You were adopted."

(I was going to go with immaculate conception, but I worried that might go to her head... and I don't want to pay for therapy.)
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maxdancona
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 01:33 pm
@McGentrix,
(In case you missed it, in Theamos' other thread, we were discussing the "double standard" where men are proud of how many women they sleep with, and women are ashamed. I think it is funnier in context.)
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Jane15818
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 02:37 pm
@Theamos,
I was 18 y.o.- he was 28 y.o. It was amazing!
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Theamos
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 05:09 pm
Finally someone answered
maxdancona
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 05:14 pm
@Theamos,
I did give you an answer. When I said I am a virgin, that is an answer to your question.
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neptuneblue
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 06:24 pm
YEA I'm poster Ten!!

What do I WIN??
maxdancona
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 06:51 pm
@neptuneblue,
Quote:
What do I WIN??


You get to have your virginity taken... congratulations.
neptuneblue
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 06:57 pm
@maxdancona,
That's just as much of a let down as it was then.
maxdancona
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 07:03 pm
@neptuneblue,
Sorry to disappoint.
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Theamos
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 08:26 pm
Was your first really that disappointing
maxdancona
 
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Reply Thu 6 Sep, 2018 05:30 pm
@Theamos,
Theamos wrote:

Was your first really that disappointing


My first time was disappointing.... it is a little sad when you're all by yourself.

(stolen from somewhere I now can't find... Woody Allen maybe)
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Theamos
 
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Reply Thu 13 Sep, 2018 06:50 am
My first was not the best but not disappointing .
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Theamos
 
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Reply Fri 5 Oct, 2018 07:32 am
I was 14
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