What age did you lose your virginity

I am still a virgin.

Seriously?

Who gives a ****?

Not sure how old she was, but she drove a little red Corvette and wore a raspberry beret. Oh yeah, I remember now: she had the cutest jersey on, it was made of pink cashmere. When I saw her, I just told her I thought she was the most beautiful girl in the world. She gave me a kiss and said: "Let's go crazy!"

So we did. We went uptown, where she took me to Alphabet Street. I think the place was called Paisley Park. She was one sexy dancer! When the night wore on, I was getting more and more worked up, you know. So I just plain told her: "I wanna be your lover." She could have been mad, you know, but she just said: "Take me with u." So I did.

Back at my place, she said: "Do me, baby. Do it all night!" She proved to be insatiable, and she drove me pretty much delirious. She had such a dirty mind!
However, when we woke up in the morning, she became more serious. She said: "We gotta stop messin' about." She told me about her husband, and how this would be scandalous and might be the cause of much controversy. I told her I understood. As a matter of fact, I distinctly remember saying: "I could never take the place of your man!"

Oh, right. I think it was 1999.

This explains a lot.

My daughter, trying to be funny and proud of her new found knowledge.

- "Dad, ewww, you had sex with my mom!"
- "Nope, never happened."
- "Then how do you explain ME?"
- "You were adopted."

(I was going to go with immaculate conception, but I worried that might go to her head... and I don't want to pay for therapy.)

(In case you missed it, in Theamos' other thread, we were discussing the "double standard" where men are proud of how many women they sleep with, and women are ashamed. I think it is funnier in context.)

I was 18 y.o.- he was 28 y.o. It was amazing!

Finally someone answered

I did give you an answer. When I said I am a virgin, that is an answer to your question.

YEA I'm poster Ten!!

What do I WIN??

You get to have your virginity taken... congratulations.

That's just as much of a let down as it was then.

Sorry to disappoint.

Was your first really that disappointing

My first time was disappointing.... it is a little sad when you're all by yourself.

(stolen from somewhere I now can't find... Woody Allen maybe)

My first was not the best but not disappointing .

I was 14