What the fresh hell did I just watch?!

I don't know. Given your reaction, I think it best for me not to view the video either. Would you be so kind as to give a synopsis?

Sorry I can't help. I did watch it, but. . . .

Synopsis? No. Other than it looks like a student short film from the UK that uses the trashing of teabags as a metaphor/satire that's incomprehensible to fathom.

Une tasse de thé noir is steeped in mystery.

At once black comedy and sweet afternoon delight, this brooding pool is uplifting yet prone to be put down.

Quite a tea sir, aperitif, call it what you swill, it leaves you with a taste that's ooo, long.

A lively and mouth-drying effect on the tongue. Not bitter, but clean and refreshing, a sensation of astringency caused by reaction between polyphenols and the protein in saliva.

If you see Naples and die, see isthmus and spit.

I reckon this was made by disgruntled MultiPlayer FPS players, who are sick and tired of their adversaries teabagging them all the time, and now, they let loose exactly how they feel about teabags in general.

Either that, or they are coffee aficionados. Or Starbucks shareholders.

The possibilities are endless!